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I want to go out in a funny way when I quit this place. Any posters who have chatted with me in BYOB chat know I fuckin' hate my job and the person I work for. The rub is that this place would be an excellent reference but I kind of want to go out in a blaze of glory.
My favorite "I quit" story involves a guy screaming "KIMBO SLICE, MOTHERFUCKERRR" and then breaking his keyboard on his cube wall.
I was thinking about stealing a bunch of pens...
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- Ben Smash
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We had 2 salesmen quit in the space of 2 weeks in the last 30 days. One literally quit in the middle of the day, the Monday after payday (they dicked with commissions) and the other came into my office to quit and said he need to get the gently caress out of dodge because of some real poo poo in his life. Latter only had 5 days on the job, the former had about 10 years. Now my company only has one salesman and he's only halfway out-the-door
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Aug 7, 2014 15:04
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keep recycling your gbs thread ideas until they fire you
I was hoping BYOB would be funnier and less abusive.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:05
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uhh quit the job by going into the boss office and making a really high pitch annoying noise and refuse to leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs
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Aug 7, 2014 15:10
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I was thinking of buying a cake that says "This is my 2 weeks' notice" and then emailing everyone that there is free cake in the lunchroom.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:17
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My office actually used to be next to the bathroom and I could hear people poop. It was awful
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Aug 7, 2014 16:11
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- Ben Smash
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Wait until a busy time of year and stop showing up without notice
Usually the first of the month is when I run network health reports. I'm the only one who does them and knows how to do them and has the time to do them. When I leave here they're never going to get done again and nobody will have any oversight, again.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:36
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Being the dog poo poo i am, I spit on a particularly foul salesman's chair a couple times, way back when.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:06
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- Ben Smash
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In those reports i do I was catching an exec watching porn on the regular and nobody did poo poo for like 8 months. They didn't fire him but "suddenly" he wasn't hitting those URLs anymore.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:20
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- Ben Smash
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this is the kind of dog poo poo thant makes people hate you
Did you, like, search my name to see what posts i've made and then rush in here to poo poo all over me? If so, I applaud your effort. May your fedora forever stay atop your fat head and your sonic the hedgehog slash fiction always be well received.
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you are a real piece of dog poo poo, op
I get it, i get it.
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