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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGb7sC4mpk0

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Is this a Bing joke?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Today is my wife's due date but so far she's showing no signs of going in to labour.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Pissflaps posted:

Today is my wife's due date but so far she's showing no signs of going in to labour.

tory oval office

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

tory oval office

:newlol:

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Pissflaps posted:

Today is my wife's due date but so far she's showing no signs of going in to labour.

congrats pissflaps

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

Is this a Bing joke?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
thought this was going to be about chris chan op

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jonny 290 posted:

tory oval office

wow

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niVBUuYaO8Y

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jonny 290 posted:

tory oval office

aaallley-oop

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

hey cool its pissflaps junior

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




lol if you have children

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
"truly a squeezy farm" doesn't have the same ring to it

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khpov8rLa3k

pram
Jun 10, 2001
the worlds first cyber sitcom

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Ruby got Railed posted:

"hey cool its pissflaps" - Obstetrician

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbnjusltDHk

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

congrats pissflaps
yes congrats pissflaps

also congrats to the father

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

Today is my wife's due date but so far she's showing no signs of going in to labour.

Spend time with your pregnant wife and get off the forums you retard!!

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

lol if you have children

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

FMguru posted:


also congrats to the father

hahaha

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

FMguru posted:

yes congrats pissflaps

also congrats to the father

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
im glad i made you laugh z0r

i hope you are feeling better now

PZ Smeltzenseltzer
Feb 3, 2008

fortran
~*with style*~

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is this your first childe


I sont reckon u become a parent until they like 2z at first it's like hardcore baby sittings but little decisions to make it's not until u need to start discipline and wondering "are we the kind of family that is naked around each other" etx rtc

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Came to post this

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Pissflaps posted:

Is this a Bing joke?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

frasier owns

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
could this thread be any more terrible?

Sheikh Yerbooti
Aug 7, 2014

Haram

madeupfred posted:

Spend time with your pregnant wife and get off the forums you retard!!

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
one time I told a lady with kids that I didn't really like children and she got all mad in a completely understandable way

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i dont think you need to worry about having children shadowhawk

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


are there any lady lunixers

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

theadder posted:

are there any lady lunixers

they're all monicas

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

theadder posted:

are there any lady lunixers

no this is why you have to move to a city and socialize with people who work in industries with a better ratio

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


share the wine with them

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Jonny 290 posted:

tory oval office

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
idg people who dont like children do you forget you used to be one its like, maybe you should kill yourself? idk just throwing out some ideas here

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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010


Lol classic Chandler.

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