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POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
that was loving rad.

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
coolest poo poo by far

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
HOLY loving poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Hahaha

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Holy drat. I'm glad Barnett managed to pull off the sub at the end because it would have been ridiculous for that match to end a draw

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
That was incredible.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
That was a loving nailbiter. Josh owns.

e: he took Lister's mind to a dark place just like he said he would

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



11 loving seconds left.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Fentry posted:

Holy drat. I'm glad Barnett managed to pull off the sub at the end because it would have been ridiculous for that match to end a draw

I was literally about to post this exact same thing, thinking this would be the equivalent of a 10-7 round, and was waiting the last 30 seconds cause eh why not and then wow

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
This card rules. Please Chael make this card of the year.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Josh Barnett: Officially A Better Grappler Than Dean Lister

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
He doesn't get an actual belt or anything? :smith:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Muttonchips posted:

He doesn't get an actual belt or anything? :smith:

They probably had it pre-printed with Lister's name on it because no one expected that.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Muttonchips posted:

He doesn't get an actual belt or anything? :smith:

I don't think Metamoris has the money yet to afford a belt, a real one or a fake one, really.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I am chael sonnen's 10 seconds of inner dialogue.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Gonna be real fun to watch Buchecha smoke Josh

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Gonna be awesome if Chael comes out and does basically the same thing.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Whoa I'm not able to watch this but seriously? And to a scarf hold?

02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004

This sounds awesome and I hope I can buy it afterwards

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

colonel_korn posted:

Whoa I'm not able to watch this but seriously? And to a scarf hold?

It wasn't even close. Barnett is a monster grappling.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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colonel_korn posted:

Whoa I'm not able to watch this but seriously? And to a scarf hold?

It was ridiculously tight. I don't think many people would have survived.


EDIT Yeah, this:

Lid posted:

It wasn't even close. Barnett is a monster grappling.

Lister had absolutely nothing for Barnett. It was one sided as gently caress.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004

Kit Dale posted this on facebook a few days ago:

Kit Dale posted:

Josh Barnett during the rules meeting asked..

"Do we stop the fight if the time runs out, but you have your opponent in a mental submission? Like if I have his mind in a real dark place?"
WTF.. Glad I'm not fighting him..
HAHAHAHAHA

Seems pretty appropriate now

Josh Barnett def. Dean Lister by Mental Submission

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
They said Galvao is 5 10??

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

His sweat dripped into my...mouth

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
so close chael

but so far

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

so close chael

but so far

That could be the title of his autobiography

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
you know

and I know

you know

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Barnett had a sweet last second scarf hold and Galvao did what he was supposed to do

Good poo poo

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
call out anderson for metamoris 5, chael

it's not too late


e: YES

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Solomonic posted:

call out anderson for metamoris 5, chael

it's not too late

e: YES

owns.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
it's weird watching barnett do that to a man and then remember that he couldn't do a loving thing to dc

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:

Marching Powder posted:

it's weird watching barnett do that to a man and then remember that he couldn't do a loving thing to dc

Turns out DC is really good

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

it's weird watching barnett do that to a man and then remember that he couldn't do a loving thing to dc

It's hard to have heavy side control and scarf hold someone when you are always on your back

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Wasn't able to watch but lol that Chael got cut in a grappling match too.

What did he says afterwards?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Dangersim posted:

Wasn't able to watch but lol that Chael got cut in a grappling match too.

What did he says afterwards?

It was a headbutt I think so it wasn't entirely Chael's fault.

And I can't remember what Chael said completely but it was another WWE promo. He vaguely brought up NSAC drug testing him and FOX firing him and then said he's still the toughest man walking on two legs. Then he said Anderson Silva already left and last time he counted a spider has 8 legs and I can't remember the rest.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bubba Smith posted:

It was a headbutt I think so it wasn't entirely Chael's fault.

And I can't remember what Chael said completely but it was another WWE promo. He vaguely brought up NSAC drug testing him and FOX firing him and then said he's still the toughest man walking on two legs. Then he said Anderson Silva already left and last time he counted a spider has 8 legs and I can't remember the rest.

He basically called out Anderson, saying that he (Chael) always makes the walk.

Also, drat, Renato is cold

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

LobsterMobster posted:


Also, drat, Renato is cold



Ha, I missed that bit. Do they have a history?

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

-Atom- posted:

Ha, I missed that bit. Do they have a history?

Renato Laranja lives his gimmick

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Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.

This gif rules cause if you show it to someone not in the know it's almost indistinguishable from pro wrestling

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