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error1 posted:These instructions won't work unless you make sure to use one paper towel to turn the sink off and a different paper towel to dry your hands. Otherwise you're smearing dick germs all over your hands from that guy who pretended he knew basic hygiene by just letting the water run for a while and use another paper towel to turn the knob and open the door for all the troglodytes that didn't even bother washing their hands.
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ilikedirt posted:whenev i scartach my euyes i make sure to finger my butt before i do that way i get some antiseptic butt germs onto my eyes to keep them NICE and clean *winks at u slyly* enjoy your extremely painful bouts of pink eye. whatev floats ya boat friend!
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Aug 8, 2014 08:01
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also people, people? *claps repeatedly in a very sanctimonious lovely manner to get attention* all those signs in the bathroom that tell you to wash your hands are so you don't get pink eye, which is contagious and really freaking gross.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:04
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Moridin920 posted:yeah if you get poo poo on your hands then don't wash them anyway then stick your poo poo finger into your eye liking a loving moron wash your drat hands you slob.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:27
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also you can give someone pink eye by farting on their face. hosed up but true. i hope nobody uses this knowledge for evil.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:35
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