What's your best public transit story?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > What's your best public transit story?

duckmaster: Sep 13, 2004; Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

I got on a bus once and sat down next to this guy who spent literally the entire journey glancing at me and frowning.

loving typical, eh? There's only one other person on the bus and they turn out to be a weirdo.

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