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mookface posted:It looks good to stick up for someone weak or to say something to someone who is disrespecting a girl. If it comes to blows you have to do what you have to do You seem to be an expert on these blows. Have you ever considered making a job out of that? 
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Al Harrington posted:of course that's your contention I honestly wish more bars were like this discussing the economic development of the southern states pre revolutionary wat instead standard sports chat or work chat.
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psyopmonkey posted:You seem to be an expert on these blows. I used to go to the bar far too often and spontaneous fellatio never broke out. Maybe I was going to the wrong bars
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Aug 8, 2014 04:25
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Enjoy your SYPHILIS OP, bars are the #1 STD hotspot in america why not meet someone nice at the library, date for a few months instead
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Aug 8, 2014 04:48
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There are a lot of homeless people at the library, this is a trap.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Enjoy your SYPHILIS OP, bars are the #1 STD hotspot in america There aren't as many drunk girls at the library
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Aug 8, 2014 04:54
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I've been going to bars for like 5 years and have never taken anybody home and in some cases left with less people than I started with
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Aug 8, 2014 04:58
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Only time its ever happened at a bar for me was when going to a female friends birthday drinks and hooking up with one of her friends. What I'm saying is it doesn't happen solo like in the movies son.
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Execu-speak posted:Only time its ever happened at a bar for me was when going to a female friends birthday drinks and hooking up with one of her friends. Yeah it does like all the time
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Aug 8, 2014 04:59
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OTOH it's nice to get buzzed and eat some greasy bar food by yourself without worrying about impressing anyone
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Aug 8, 2014 05:00
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Protip: go for the bartender, they always put out and you get free shots out of the deal. edit: wrap the rascal
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mookface posted:Yeah it does like all the time Maybe if you want like a 45 y/o with a hole in her throat
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King of Internet posted:Maybe if you want like a 45 y/o with a hole in her throat I picked up 30+ girls at bars in just over two years what kind of bars are you going to
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Aug 8, 2014 05:05
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drat you'd clean up as a serial killer.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:07
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1- Wear nice clothes 2- Match your shoes with other accessories 3- Drink drinks 4- Read a book and wait for someone to approach you 5- Tip well 6- Eat soul of person you leave with
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mookface posted:I picked up 30+ girls at bars in just over two years what kind of bars are you going to Lol bullshit
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King of Internet posted:Lol bullshit There are bars where young people go to drink and dance and meet people to have sex with and this is the point of their existence
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Aug 8, 2014 05:11
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psyopmonkey posted:1- Wear nice clothes I've never actually been to a bar by myself but if I had I don't see myself approaching the weirdo reading in a bar as opposed to socializing.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:17
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psyopmonkey posted:1- Wear nice clothes lol 4 never works it helps to be more proactive and assertive if you want to break the ice with a stranger.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:20
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i leave my fly unzipped and just walk around with my junk flapping about like wayne gretzky
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Protip: go for the bartender, they always put out and you get free shots out of the deal. The hot bartender usually has an entire notebook full of scripted lines to say to deal with every horny drunk that wants to make a pass at them. Their multi-ear piercing and tattooed boyfriend usually drops in at that time to tell her how much he loves her on a nightly basis, too.
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Wicker Man posted:The hot bartender usually has an entire notebook full of scripted lines to say to deal with every horny drunk that wants to make a pass at them. Their multi-ear piercing and tattooed boyfriend usually drops in at that time to tell her how much he loves her on a nightly basis, too. I'm too much a broken husk of a human being for sex as this point so pretending to be my friend while never charging me for Whiskey is about as good at it gets these days
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Aug 8, 2014 05:27
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I like to make friends at bars. I dont really like sex. Friends are a nice thing to have. 
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Aug 8, 2014 05:28
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i go to happy hours and gently caress my coworkers
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post you fav local bar
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:i go to happy hours and gently caress my coworkers I'm in Texas, so literally every single one of my coworkers is fat except the Pakistani Muslim who practices Ramadan. He married.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:31
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etalian posted:post you fav local bar Underdog and Wimpys.
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mookface posted:It looks good to stick up for someone weak or to say something to someone who is disrespecting a girl. If it comes to blows you have to do what you have to do Saying that two men came to blows is a lot less sexy than sounds
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A bar so good, a Apple techie left the prototype Iphone behind at it  
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Don Tacorleone posted:Enjoy your SYPHILIS OP, bars are the #1 STD hotspot in america i thought that was furcons because surprise when you have a bunch of shut in fetishists w/ no understanding of sex things start to spread
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Wear a suit, OP - pocket square and all - and go to a swanky, upmarket bar filled with young professionals, looking as dapper as possible. Remember: if it works for Don Draper it can work for you. You are Don Draper for the night, OP. Go in with that mentality. However, you're probably thinking about how you don't have any of the attributes, physical or otherwise, that make Don Draper attractive to the opposite sex - and you'd be right - but that's why you must also wear your fedora and scowl from under its brim, adding that air of mystery and allure that all member of the opposite sex love. You'll have to chase the women away with a lovely stick, OP.
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etalian posted:A bar so good, a Apple techie left the prototype Iphone behind at it At first I thought this was Leopolds in SF (Russian Hill). Place owns.
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it's a numbers game hit up all the women you would bang but aren't willing to spend money on. first thing just ask all of them of they will sex you. If you strike out try spending money on a women you think is worth spending money on. If that fails try to get someone who is drunk but sober enough to consent.
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I once got picked up at a bar by a couple on their second honeymoon. We got shithoused at the bar and then went back to their hotel room to smoke weed. I ended up banging the poo poo out of the wife while the husband sat in the corner and jerked off. Good times.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I once got picked up at a bar by a couple on their second honeymoon. We got shithoused at the bar and then went back to their hotel room to smoke weed. I ended up banging the poo poo out of the wife while the husband sat in the corner and jerked off. Good times. Cuck'tacular. 
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Don Tacorleone posted:Enjoy your SYPHILIS OP, bars are the #1 STD hotspot in america it might be old folks' homes
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Women love a man who can butt chug a pitcher.
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Not some swill like Coors mind you but a real heavy stout. Get to it boys
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