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They usually have their boyfriend with them. Bring a knife.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 03:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 02:00 |
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The only single women who go to a bar alone for the sole purpose of getting some D are usually fat chain smoking middle aged women trying to get away from the husband and kids.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 03:19 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Protip: go for the bartender, they always put out and you get free shots out of the deal. The hot bartender usually has an entire notebook full of scripted lines to say to deal with every horny drunk that wants to make a pass at them. Their multi-ear piercing and tattooed boyfriend usually drops in at that time to tell her how much he loves her on a nightly basis, too.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 05:22 |
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:i go to happy hours and gently caress my coworkers I'm in Texas, so literally every single one of my coworkers is fat except the Pakistani Muslim who practices Ramadan. He married.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 05:31 |
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abigserve posted:how much time have you spent at bars trying (and failing) to pick up, you seem very knowelegable I go for the burgers. You see these things happen.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 07:28 |