Picking up people at the bar

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

this is the best way to act in the bar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQ_5Dz8HV4

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 03:46

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:16

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Al Harrington posted:

of course that's your contention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azM6xSTT2I0

I honestly wish more bars were like this discussing the economic development of the southern states pre revolutionary wat instead standard sports chat or work chat.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 04:25

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

psyopmonkey posted:

1- Wear nice clothes
2- Match your shoes with other accessories
3- Drink drinks
4- Read a book and wait for someone to approach you
5- Tip well
6- Eat soul of person you leave with

lol 4 never works it helps to be more proactive and assertive if you want to break the ice with a stranger.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 05:20

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

post you fav local bar

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 05:30

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

A bar so good, a Apple techie left the prototype Iphone behind at it

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 05:38

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Xaris posted:

19 - Observe her body language. If she sits close to you and gives away hints, don't be shy; take a chance and see what happens.

20 - If it happens, it happens. If not, let her sleep over or call her a cab and try with someone else . If it does then buy her a nice breakfast and give her a ride home.

Now go forth virgoons, become the man you want to be. Bars are loving great and everyone there is looking for a nice dicking or pussy so everyone knows whats up anyways.

So the nice post-coitus breakfast is a place like Wafflehouse?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 05:36

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Al Cowens posted:

If it's a ridic. showboating "see and be seen" kind of meat market venue, the kind with long lines and mean bouncers and $600 bottles of grey goose + wine service + VIP lounges + unironic PUAs + Ed Hardy/Affliction + all the freaks come out to play I sure as hell am going to put a poo poo ton of effort into my appearance and come with my gender-fucker friends and let loose. Live a little.

Otherwise a friend's home or late night cafe or something.

But enough about me.

it looks pretty cyberpunk

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 05:51

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:16

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

clubs in the US are so loving lame

Canada gets a Mass Effect bar

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 05:56

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