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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

all dads please confirm dad status and post # of offspring capable of farm work

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'd like to register my dad as a huge rear end in a top hat

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




my dad's ok he can play a mean guitar but hates farm work primarily because he is allergic to to both wool and pine which are in abundance in farming around these parts

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

my dad's a p cool guy

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

my dad is dead and i hope to one day be like him

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i'm a dad with dads and my son is going to be a dad soon because i'm a bad dad. its dads all the way down

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

no sons here, raising some future womenfolk. one jsut came down and said "daaaaaaaad im going to the store with mom do you need anything?"

bitch better come back with beer

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

my dad has possibly the largest private collection of classical CDs on earth

also knows off the top of his head which recording of a given piece is the best. he owns.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
my dad is okay but my siblings don't talk to him. i am not a dad but i'm now a Double Uncle


e: lol i just meant I have two neices but weird http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double%20uncle

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Ruby got Railed posted:

no sons here, raising some future womenfolk. one jsut came down and said "daaaaaaaad im going to the store with mom do you need anything?"

bitch better come back with beer

ok so they brought me back a 40 of King Cobra

said it was payback from that one time i bought generic tampons or something

Skarp
Sep 27, 2013

my dad is rad

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
:tipshat:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

lol if your dad doesn't look like this

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i'm not a dad op

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


i'm a dad with two children who are not yet capable of doing farm work but do like to dig in the dirt with their toy shovels

one of them also likes to eat the dirt. also rocks, plants, sticks, sand. probably bugs too but we haven't caught him doing that yet

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
we have pea gravel in our backyard and my toddler likes to put it in her mouth if ur not watching. the dogs also poop in it

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Ruby got Railed posted:

ok so they brought me back a 40 of King Cobra

said it was payback from that one time i bought generic tampons or something

lol, 5

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

good dad stories, ya'll

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Ruby got Railed posted:

said it was payback from that one time i bought generic tampons or something
           /

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

PuTTY riot posted:

we have pea gravel in our backyard and my toddler likes to put it in her mouth if ur not watching. the dogs also poop in it

Nice pea gravel..... for me to poop on!!

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Nice pea gravel..... for me to poop on!!

exactly!!!!

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i'm a dad

my kid likes trains and airplanes

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
if your kid likes minecraft you have Failed as a parent. PM me for details

Mr. Glass
May 1, 2009
if/when i procreate the only video game my children will be allowed to play is dwarf fortress

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
itt cuckolds raise better mens children

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




my children don't play minecraft they pass the kirk test

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




one does play just dance 2014 though which is cute but will probably fail the Kirk test

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I use one of my child's to get into the ceiling to retrieve wiring and stuff that I've pushed through up there, I tried to get same said child to install some fibreglass insulation up there but her mother [aka my wife] objected to this for some reason even though said child was totally up for it.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




btw sexist thread where at the yospos mums?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
no girls allowed in yospos

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




typing proper words and poo poo is fun on the auto correcting bastard of iOS yospos bitch

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

someone make a your mom is a piece of poo poo subforum

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
we carry that sub forum in our hearts

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

BONGHITZ posted:

someone make a your mom is a piece of poo poo subforum

my mom is a very nice lady.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
pff dads

uncle supremacy

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Being a dad rules

Just a bunch of dads (jbod)

Swolegoat
Nov 4, 2011
i;m gay

bonermobile
Sep 20, 2010

smash the patriarchy

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

same but different

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my dad told me he wanted to take his granddaughter (age 16 to wreck) beach he's severely brain damaged, but part of the reason I have no interest in reproduction.

also kirk is a father? :monocle:

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