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all dads please confirm dad status and post # of offspring capable of farm work
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:22 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:50 |
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i'd like to register my dad as a huge rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:23 |
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my dad's ok he can play a mean guitar but hates farm work primarily because he is allergic to to both wool and pine which are in abundance in farming around these parts
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:29 |
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my dad's a p cool guy
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:55 |
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my dad is dead and i hope to one day be like him
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:05 |
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i'm a dad with dads and my son is going to be a dad soon because i'm a bad dad. its dads all the way down
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:10 |
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no sons here, raising some future womenfolk. one jsut came down and said "daaaaaaaad im going to the store with mom do you need anything?" bitch better come back with beer
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:12 |
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my dad has possibly the largest private collection of classical CDs on earth also knows off the top of his head which recording of a given piece is the best. he owns.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:12 |
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my dad is okay but my siblings don't talk to him. i am not a dad but i'm now a Double Uncle e: lol i just meant I have two neices but weird http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double%20uncle
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:13 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:no sons here, raising some future womenfolk. one jsut came down and said "daaaaaaaad im going to the store with mom do you need anything?" ok so they brought me back a 40 of King Cobra said it was payback from that one time i bought generic tampons or something
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:20 |
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my dad is rad
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:32 |
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:42 |
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lol if your dad doesn't look like this
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:42 |
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i'm not a dad op
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:44 |
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i'm a dad with two children who are not yet capable of doing farm work but do like to dig in the dirt with their toy shovels one of them also likes to eat the dirt. also rocks, plants, sticks, sand. probably bugs too but we haven't caught him doing that yet
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:50 |
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we have pea gravel in our backyard and my toddler likes to put it in her mouth if ur not watching. the dogs also poop in it
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:53 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:ok so they brought me back a 40 of King Cobra lol, 5
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:53 |
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good dad stories, ya'll
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:01 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:said it was payback from that one time i bought generic tampons or something
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:24 |
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PuTTY riot posted:we have pea gravel in our backyard and my toddler likes to put it in her mouth if ur not watching. the dogs also poop in it Nice pea gravel..... for me to poop on!!
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:05 |
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Nice pea gravel..... for me to poop on!! exactly!!!!
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:08 |
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i'm a dad my kid likes trains and airplanes
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:55 |
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if your kid likes minecraft you have Failed as a parent. PM me for details
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:40 |
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if/when i procreate the only video game my children will be allowed to play is dwarf fortress
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:47 |
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itt cuckolds raise better mens children
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:55 |
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my children don't play minecraft they pass the kirk test
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:56 |
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one does play just dance 2014 though which is cute but will probably fail the Kirk test
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:57 |
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I use one of my child's to get into the ceiling to retrieve wiring and stuff that I've pushed through up there, I tried to get same said child to install some fibreglass insulation up there but her mother [aka my wife] objected to this for some reason even though said child was totally up for it.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:59 |
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btw sexist thread where at the yospos mums?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:59 |
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no girls allowed in yospos
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:00 |
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typing proper words and poo poo is fun on the auto correcting bastard of iOS yospos bitch
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:01 |
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someone make a your mom is a piece of poo poo subforum
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:05 |
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we carry that sub forum in our hearts
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:09 |
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BONGHITZ posted:someone make a your mom is a piece of poo poo subforum my mom is a very nice lady.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:13 |
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pff dads uncle supremacy
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:17 |
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Being a dad rules Just a bunch of dads (jbod)
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:24 |
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i;m gay
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:26 |
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smash the patriarchy
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:27 |
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Swolegoat posted:i;m gay same but different
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:41 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:50 |
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my dad told me he wanted to take his granddaughter (age 16 to wreck) beach he's severely brain damaged, but part of the reason I have no interest in reproduction. also kirk is a father?
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:03 |