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DUNCAN DONUTS
Mar 27, 2010

by XyloJW


Hahaha, gently caress you dude. I will beat the poo poo out of you, lovely loving ferret. You smell terrible and you look real busted. No one wants you. You're stupid as gently caress. gently caress you, just loving forget it. I'll beat the hell out of your stupid weasel rear end. I'll kick you into the grave. I'll crush you with fury. I'll throw you into the crocodile pit at the zoo because you loving SUCK. gently caress you. gently caress you.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


i like ferrets

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

ferrets are cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKj_SAHNhaE

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot


finally somebody says something about the ferretocracy

Filthy loving creatures

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was




Smellrose

powerful.

naem
May 29, 2011



fart weasels

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp


most species mustalids have scent glands that emit a powerful odor

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Calling a ferret a weasel is like calling a Persian an Arab, you're just asking for trouble.

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp


persia doesnt exist anymore idiot

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


most Iranians I meet say they're Persian though

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT MY MICRO PENIS


kb toys lol

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2901 days!


Moridin920 posted:

most Iranians I meet say they're Persian though

all Iranians I know say they're Persian. no one wanna be Iranian lmao

I thought this thread was about the common tubecat aka ferret

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

a mad geneticist's horrible experiment to ship guinea pigs in pringles cans for pennies on the dollar goes horribly awry

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

all Iranians I know say they're Persian. no one wanna be Iranian lmao

I thought this thread was about the common tubecat aka ferret

It was until Mr. Cultural History over there decided to grace us with all the knowledge of geo-political history he learned from watching 300.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Ferrets are cute and I like them.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~


they smell real bad

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



pixelbaron posted:

they smell real bad

So do you.

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007


I had a ferret in middle school and I am about 90% certain my mom just let the thing outside lol

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001






dear defenders of the stink weasel.

go gently caress yourselves and your dumb plague carrying vermin.

get a cat like a normal shut in loser geez!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

I know what will make my musty basement smell better- fuckin ferrets

-my dumb gross friend

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


JustCait
May 28, 2014


I want a ferret

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

remember Beastmaster? He had a ferrit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp


ferrets are white trash as gently caress

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001






SniperWoreConverse posted:

remember Beastmaster? He had a ferrit

shoulda let him sink in that quicksand

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~



Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009






ferrets would be a lot cooler if they didn't spray their glands all over the place
any animal that naturally shits in corners is pretty smart tbh

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Convenient tube-shaped rodents, for The Man On The Go!

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

i like ferret videos because they're cute and i don't have to deal with their smell or their corpses when they get crushed by a recliner or eletrocuted by chewing on wires or sticking their tongue into a wall socket or whatever retarded poo poo they do

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000




ferretballs

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011



That lady's face is gonna bother me for eight years

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer


Oh no, not now! Just hafta tuck it under my belt here...

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