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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

And starring Jackie Neon as himself
Intiative: 13+5d6 26

Neon drops down into the elevator shaft, pauses for a moment only to listen for the movement of the corp guards before flipping his FN P93 onto full auto. He subvocalizes to the group's DNI ++Clear em out then lets get through that wall.++ As Mr. Newton goes forward, Jackie will follow and cover his back, firing on security guards with Ex-Ex on the bounce.

FN P93 Simple Action Aim+Simple Action FA Burst: 18d6t5 7

Potential DV of 17P at AP -2. Shots fired: 6


Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010
I liked it--it was witty enough and a lot more impressive than I was expecting for a girl's toy cartoon. So I thought, "Hmm. I'm on Something Awful. I don't see a thread for this anywhere, but other people might like it--it's not like it would be the first cartoon for kids that SA's taken a shine to." So I made a real earnest thread and put it up in TV/IV. And I was both right and wrong, because the forum blew up and fell over, and the thread got raided to shit by FYAD, and in like I think two weeks the show was banned outright because people kept causing fucking drama.

"Miguel Vela"
2765 nY
0 k 3/3 Edge
0/9P 0/9S

Miguel thinks back to the building plans.

[@Alltalk: Right, pin those putas. There's a long bar in the next room; reinforcements are going to come from that way. I'm going to head out there, set up the housewarming party.]
[@NotNeon: And let's make it snappy, I recognize the sound of ex-ex when I hear it. Lunatic's going to kill everyone unless we punch it.]

He leans around the elevator door with inhuman speed, snaps off a burst in the direction of the guards, and then tears across the space and through the doors into the big banquet room beyond, hooking a left to wind up down behind the bar.

Rock and Roll: 18d6t5 6, directed at no-one in particular. Moving as far down that bar as I can manage.

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Strength And Boner!

Drek; Blackhart Sparky Gizmo Sparky
Edg: 3/3 | 9/9 P | 11/11 S

Seeing an opportunity to engage in some classic troublemaking, Drek drops back into the Matrix and begins grabbing that third Mark. From there, the real mischief can begin.

Hack on the Fly - +2 Hosts, +2 Hotsim Hack on the Fly: 16d6t5 5

Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Boom Boom
31650 nY
6/22k |2/3 edge| 13+3d6 Init
+1 Reaction, +1 Charisma, +1 Perception +1 Intuition, +1 Logic +1 Willpower, +2 Mental limit, 1 Physical limit +1 Social Limit, High Pain Tolerance 1

Boom Boom winces, and sees things are going to get worse before they get better. She frowns and bites her lip. Time to get...cinematic.

She messages everyone but Jacki [@ All, chill, this isn't real, just roll with it]

All of a sudden a booming voice comes out of the intercoms. <<DEPLOYING HERPETIC REPULSION. ALL PERSONNEL INGEST ANTI-VENOM SUPPLEMENTS. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THEM WITH YOU, PLEASE CHECK PERSONAL EMPLOYMENT RECORDS VERIFYING NEXT OF KIN INFORMATION, THANK YOU.>> Air vents in the ceiling open, and hundreds of brightly colored, venomous snakes pour from the roof, covering everywhere visible.

Boom Boom makes sure to adequately writhe in horror in front of Jacki as phantasmal snakes fall all over her, somehow ripping strategically revealing tears in her outfit as they crawl on her/around/about/into her cleavage. She lets out an ear curdling screech that would do any hammer horror dame proud before getting ahold of her self. "Wait a minute these are Evo secu-snakes, they're programmed to respond to ultrasonic commands augmented by a doppler effect!." She reaches into a pouch and pulls out a white noise machine, just in time, and turns it up to max. The reptiles surrounding the group suddenly move away, as if listening to the beat as she gives a halfassed snake charmer dance. "FOLLOW THE BEAT"

Trid Phantasm for SNAKES EVERYWHERE Force 4 [3] hits. (requesting to be allowed to post-preedge this if its now enough)
No Drain

8 HITS (still within limit) on con to scream convincingly

6 hits Peform:snake charming.

Hoping I have time to clear the astral.

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at Sep 6, 2015 around 01:36

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!

Did you not read the OoC thread?


Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ProfessorCirno posted:

Did you not read the OoC thread?

No because I'm a guest star not a main player. What happened?

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