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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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uranus posted:

at least a couple lines of dialogue. im not asking for much. dead players feel free to participate also

e: and replacements

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGuRXqAESy

Imagine Mark Wahlberg's face frozen in this expression during the incredibly long awkward pauses because this dialogue is spoken in real time with the movie.



Also bonus: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aFmrfQnHBS

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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Someone has to do the hotdog line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iz4D9kBIas

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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Jake I like yours.

Also when I play video games a lot of times people think I'm a guy or a young kid. :shrug:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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I once convinced a random guy that I was a boy that had a disease where I didn't go through puberty. This was a more likely scenario to him than me being a girl.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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I'd think they were just trolling but it happens all the time.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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I have a really gullible friend who I just make up random poo poo to all the time.

He asked me how I moved my cats between cities and I said I had them frozen, like you can do with bees. Just put them in the freezer and they go right to sleep and thaw them out when you get there.

I've also told him about polar bear ranchers that sometimes roam the streets of Canada with their bear herd.

One time I told him that a bottle of hand sanitizer was an energy drink. He even said "it smells like hand sanitizer" but was about to drink it anyway before I stopped him.

Making up random bullshit is fun.

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

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You're too cynical to be that guy, Jake.

That guy is like a 5 year old. Everything is wonderful and awesome to him. He believes everything you tell him because he thinks the world is a magical place.

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