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Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

Schnedwob posted:

You can't even get married in-game, just promised to be married (and yeah, it's for political reasons) but at the end of the day, this is the main menu:



there's nothing sexual in the game. i'm sorry that the menu picture makes you think impure thoughts

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Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

Doctor Goat posted:

kingdoms of amalur is the blandest piece of poo poo imaginable. it's like a lovecraft entity but instead of insanity you are struck with a very strong sense of boredom and unimpressedness

it's not even BAD it's just not good in any way

i was trying to play with daggers and doing sicknasty combos and then i switched back to greatsword and noticed every swipe was dealing 2x a dagger combo

don't play amalur

learn from my mistake

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