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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Didn't get to see the first preseason game so :toot: :toot: Bortles

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Ramadu posted:

Holy gently caress 300 roster moves in a year?

Team was Real Bad

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Such a Jags thing to do to pin our rushing hopes and dreams on Toby Gerhart.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Toby really looks like a Toby

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Bigass Moth posted:

Wait. Toby Gerhart is going to be the STARTING running back in Jacksonville????

Fraid so

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Bears...

Guys...

The Jags are not this good.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Volkerball posted:

Chad Henne will always play just well enough to win the job over whoever was signed to replace him.

It's not hard to be better than Gabbert, at least.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Chokes McGee posted:

BLASPHEMER

UNLEASH THE BORTLES

If Henne's doing this, Bortles will obviously throw a TD with each pass :colbert:

DupaDupa posted:

I'd legit love for the jags to Bortles into the playoffs but I wouldn't read too much into preseason. :v:

Really, as long as he doesn't go full Gabbert, I'll consider it an improvement

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Jags helmets are objectively the stupidest uniform-related thing in the NFL

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

The SituAsian posted:

Justin Blackmon is never playing again right?

Likely so unless he miraculously rehabs/sobers the gently caress up for the next forever

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

CharlestheHammer posted:

What happened to not clobbering starters?

You might hurt the hennewagon.

They're just trying to hasten the coming of Bortles

a noble cause

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Admittedly I haven't heard much about Jacksonville other than Bortles jokes. Seems like they have a fair amount of talent, at least more than they have had recently. Are they expected to be any good this year? Odds of them winning 5+?

Probably not very good as long as parts of that line are that yardtrash, at least

They'll probably be a little improvement over last year, though

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

JT Jag posted:

The Jaguar defense has potential to be top ten this year though.

True, I'm looking forward to seeing Bradley and crew having worked wonders on the D

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
:toot:

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

New Division posted:

Maybe you guys could switch stadiums. You might even get a few sellouts at Soldier Field!

And give up the sweet, sweet swimming pools?!

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Don't worry, one day it'll be Bortles in the playoffs demanding to know if Jacksonville believes in miracles.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
guys don't murder each other :smith:

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

swickles posted:

Sjust got home in time to see that TD. Has Bort bortled his way into our hearts yet?

Soon. Sooooooon.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Took a while to get that engine started but now we're just gonna throw a flag on every play

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
...I was kidding, guys, you don't actually need to throw a flag on every play

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Suspect Bucket posted:

We're making a theme team of porn actors.

If you can't win, please god just at least be entertaining in your losses

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
I'm just watching the official ESPN stream over Xfinity and I get "we will return after these commercials" and elevator music

It's pretty great relatively

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

New Division posted:

Are you ready for the Jimmy Clausen career resurrection?

Boost that trade value, send him to KC for picks

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Forever Flags

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Ehud posted:

They've been told to call basically everything pass related this year

It's one thing to be stricter, but goddamn they're really dragging the poo poo out of this game (only one I've watched of the preseason so far) with flags almost every other play

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
BORTLES SPOTTED

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

BlackJosh posted:

Boom I can say my name all day!

Erryday he's Bortlin'

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
The new dreamiest quarterback :allears:

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Sour Diesel posted:

I hope you guys found your dude, the Jags are cool :unsmith:

:unsmith::hf::unsmith:

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Bears returners: all kind of bad?

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Probably down by contact

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Deteriorata posted:

more ads for the ads god

streaming superiority

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
STORM JOHNSON

DENARD ROBINSON

toby gerhart

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
almost brilliant :(

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
aw, no more pickles

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

R.D. Mangles posted:

Somewhere, Mark Brunnell gets angry

...and then sad again at how bankrupt he is

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Quest For Glory II posted:

I feel like the main separation from the busts and the QBs who can play is their ability to retain mechanical changes vs regressing back to old habits and muscle memory. every year Tebow was taught how to quicken his release and plant his feet properly, and he'd look good in camp, and then when he saw game action he'd fall back to his old Gator windup and footwork

Josh Freeman is another one who briefly improved his mechanics and then fell back significantly

I think that was basically Gabbert's story on the Jags, as well. At least, he didn't look completely terrified during practices/preseason, and then would instantly look as miserable as possible once the season started.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Democrazy posted:

So did Jimmy Clausen actually take snaps?

1st and 35...
2nd and 35...
3rd and 35...

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Alas, our Bortles is done

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

The Kraken posted:

it's confirmed. Bortles has a chokehold over the locker room, everyone is a believer. and god dammit, i am too

I'll trust Caldwell and Khan and Bradley forever if Bortles is who they think he is

(he is)

(Bortles)

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