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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
It was fine, just didn't feel like anything special.

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


jscolon2.0 posted:

He pretty clearly lost his balance on the ropes during that rana spot, though he did recover safely.

Right, that. I looked at the TV, saw him try and fail a thing, then I posted.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
don't worry spud, they and you will lose your job soon enough

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Where will mike tenay go after tna folds? Hollywood championship wrestling could probably use another commentator that constantly reminds the viewer that the crowd is reacting because of the "quality" of the match.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Just had the realization - starting next week, we get to see what TNA written by not-Vince Russo looks like

I'm scared

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

super macho dude posted:

Where will mike tenay go after tna folds? Hollywood championship wrestling could probably use another commentator that constantly reminds the viewer that the crowd is reacting because of the "quality" of the match.

Tony Schiavone could always use a color guy down at AAA Lawrenceville

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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This is the first time I've seen Spud and I think he could be a legit star as a manager or something. Great natural charisma.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
TNA's production is glaringly bush league. It bothers me probably more than it should.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bigass Moth posted:

This is the first time I've seen Spud and I think he could be a legit star as a manager or something. Great natural charisma.

Spud and EC trips make a great comedy team.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
He's gonna hijack the show guys. Watch out.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

#OCCUPYIMPACT

Bigass Moth posted:

This is the first time I've seen Spud and I think he could be a legit star as a manager or something. Great natural charisma.

He was amazing during the Dixie table segment. Strutting away from the ring with Dixie, sees the babyfaces coming down the ramp, goes :stare: and faints. It was hilarious.

Was he the one who was on the Shitarse Fifty

e: Why are they chanting USA at Kurt Angle and EC3

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Luigi Thirty posted:

Was he the one who was on the Shitarse Fifty

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Holy poo poo :laffo: that fat cop.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Hey! We've got real cops! Not gonna get those up north!

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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Those might actually be cops and not wrestlers since they are all out of shape.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Angry spud is best spud

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Haha, Spud's makeup was rubbing off.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Ummmm, that's not how diplomatic immunity works...

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

"When are the Carters going to realize you can't throw money at a problem!?"

it's a shoot brother

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Reminder: this is the best Shaw or Gunner's careers will ever come to. This is the high point of their wrestling careers.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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Maybe this show is exceptionally good and not normally like this but I'm honestly really enjoying it even though there has only been one match in 40 minutes.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
First ad just ran telling people Impact is moving to Wednesday. It was about 5 seconds long and ran at probably 50x the speed it should have

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
seriously it came on and it was like impactmovestowednesdaysonspiketv

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Old guy is not impressed with Anderson.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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Anderson's music is pretty good.

Gunner's sounds exactly like it.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Hearing CM Punk chants and Adam Rose's theme during this match. Just in case you think the crowd cares about this one.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The crowd is singing Adam Rose's theme

:lol:

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Daniel Bryan posted:

Hearing CM Punk chants and Adam Rose's theme during this match. Just in case you think the crowd cares about this one.

I bet the Asylum will say they were WWE plants.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Was that a Randy Savage chant at the end too

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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Wow that blonde is wearing 10 layers of makeup.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Didn't the spoilers say they chanted "Change the channel" during one of these matches? Or was that last week?

Oh, I guess it's not for a few weeks.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Goddamn, they still won't shut the gently caress up about Dixie going through the table

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

EugeneJ posted:

Goddamn, they still won't shut the gently caress up about Dixie going through the table

JR TWEETED ABOUT IT!!!! IT'S SO RELEVANT!!!!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Those aren't the lyrics for the song...

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

They've given Dixie more airtime than anyone else on the show.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
okay great you put dixie through the table why ya still talking about i


AHHH gently caress AN INTERVIEW WITH DIXIE NEXT WEEK I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END OF HER ON-SCREEN CHARACTER!!?!?!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Suddenly the room smells of menthol cigarettes, spermicidal lubricant, and red bull vodkas

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Did TNA steal all the lovely tattoos from the WWE women wrestlers or

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Hang on, didn't the graphic for this match have Angelina Love as champion?

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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The Beautiful People are the skankiest looking women wrestlers since the Bella Twins.

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