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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bigass Moth posted:

The Beautiful People are the skankiest looking women wrestlers since the Bella Twins.

Angelina Love was gorgeous before she had a boatload of plastic surgery

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Bigass Moth posted:

The Beautiful People are the skankiest looking women wrestlers since the Bella Twins.

Be fair. There is literally nobody as busted up looking as Angelina Love.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Taryn clotheslines them both then vanishes.

And Velvet is terrible, man.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Codependent Poster posted:

Taryn clotheslines them both then vanishes.

And Velvet is terrible, man.

Was just thinking that.

I'm actually suprised, Taryn was pretty good there.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Has Lashley said anything in weeks? Anything at all?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Codependent Poster posted:

Has Lashley said anything in weeks? Anything at all?

SOFT SPOKEN
HARD HITTING

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Codependent Poster posted:

Has Lashley said anything in weeks? Anything at all?

Lashley reminds me of 3/4 of the e-wrestlers I used to read about 10 years ago. "So my guy is like 6'5" 380 pounds and is super strong and really quick and his special move is he no-sells finishers."

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


"You can't live on past accomplishments"

I'm starting to think Tenay is trying to rebel under the radar.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

Angelina Love was gorgeous before she had a boatload of plastic surgery

She really was. I think she always had the fake boobs which looked fine on her but then I dunno what the gently caress happened.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Man not like I know the difference but every theme song sounds exactly like the last one.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
...what happened to Roode's awesome theme music?

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


SamuraiFoochs posted:

She really was. I think she always had the fake boobs which looked fine on her but then I dunno what the gently caress happened.

I actually met her last Sunday; she doesn't look remotely that bad without the 10 pounds of makeup.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

skaboomizzy posted:

SOFT SPOKEN
HARD HITTING

If Lashley doesn't call Bully Ray a bathturd at some point before TNA closes then there was literally no point in hiring him

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

EugeneJ posted:

Angelina Love was gorgeous before she had a boatload of plastic surgery

angelina_love_it_hurts_to_live.jpg

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
What's next week? Del Rio?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Lashley is going to get wrecked against whatever tomato can he faces in Bellator.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Renaissance Spam posted:

I actually met her last Sunday; she doesn't look remotely that bad without the 10 pounds of makeup.

A reminder that HULK HOGAN was trying to leach off The Beautiful People since they were getting higher ratings than anything else on Impact in 2010

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

jscolon2.0 posted:

What's next week? Del Rio?

No, this was filmed last month.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I just remembered that Aries-Nigel happened in this building

So long ago :(

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
DAT Spear Sell

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

EugeneJ posted:

...what happened to Roode's awesome theme music?

They added Serge's lyrics to it.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Glacier I mean HAVOK is coming

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

this guy is worse on the mic than Brock Lesnar

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


So, uh, how many Sharon & Lois jokes have been made?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
letting abyss talk

haha

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
This got uncomfortably sexual.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
You can't take the precious from me, Abyss

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
bram fucks a board with nails in it

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
During this pole match, I will shred your rear end to bits.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


jscolon2.0 posted:

This got uncomfortably sexual.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
this abyss thing is bad

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bram is wasted in this company. Unfortunately, in the WWE, Vince would just turn him into a pirate.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
yeah stairway to janice doesn't sound weird and dumb at all

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


super macho dude posted:

Bram is wasted in this company. Unfortunately, in the WWE, Vince would just turn him into a pirate.

Bram was part of the Ascension in NXT before he beat up a cop or something. I kinda like him, though, and TNA has been handling him okay despite the fact that a "feud with Abyss" and a "stairway to Janice" are sorta bad

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

super macho dude posted:

Bram is wasted in this company. Unfortunately, in the WWE, Vince would just turn him into a pirate.

We're due to see that gimmick revived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3OgsenRobI

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Fat Lowtax posted:

Bram was part of the Ascension in NXT before he beat up a cop or something. I kinda like him, though, and TNA has been handling him okay despite the fact that a "feud with Abyss" and a "stairway to Janice" are sorta bad

The original Ascension was so loving cool. Bram/whatever the gently caress his name was in WWE was so much cooler looking than Viktor.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

James Storm Wyatt

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
here's some weeaboo abusing a poor Young Boy

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Yeah are they seriously doing a Wyatt ripoff???

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Gonna be good ol fashioned Tennessee barnyard cuckin

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