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Diqnol

The house is quiet. I slip through the unlocked window in the sun room unnoticed. The excitement is getting me riled up as I crouchwalk into the living room without so much as a peep. Expected noise comes from the kitchen, presumably my victim washing their dishes. The air still smells of pasta sauce and Parmesan cheese - I will rectify this soon enough, I muse to myself. I'm just around the edge of the kitchen and still they wash dishes totally unaware of my presence. I am totally erect. I dash around the corner and plunge into Nomates' rear end, and before he has time to react, I crush his head with my bear hands in the styling of The Mountain from Game of Thrones. We'll have a laugh about this later, I think, as his skull pulp slowly gurgles out the next anime I should watch.

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