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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm a fucking loud sneezer
 
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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I sneeze like motherfucket godzilla - it's all high pitched and weird at first and then it brings the bass

but poo poo i just burped so loud the room was still vibrating after

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Skeleton Ape posted:

I'm pretty loud and don't get how people can do that thing where they pinch their noses and just make a little snerfing noise. I tried that once and my sinuses almost exploded

i tried to stifle a sneeze and poo poo hurt the back of my throat and my right ear felt like it almost blew out

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