I'm a fucking loud sneezer

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm a fucking loud sneezer

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Loud sneezes are real men. Congrats on not being some metro-sexual pussy that sneezes like a girl-child.

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Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

The BLT posted:

Sorry OP but you're dumb. Loud sneezes are the perfect way to let the entire office know "hey I'm a tremendous shithead and I crave even negative attention".

Does you're dick shrivel up every time you hear a real man sneeze?

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 13:58

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

stifling a sneeze isn't hard or painful if you know how to do it. it's also more polite and sanitary when you're indoors. when you're outside, let em fly, i guess, but don't be obnoxiously loud about it

also,

How are you such a goddamn pussy?

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 15:23

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