[CYOA] Prometheus Cycle: The Second War of Heaven

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Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:19

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:38

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

CONNECT.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:19

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

ENGAGE AI SYNC PROTOCOLS. OPEN OUR MIND TO THE MACHINE. WE ARE ATHENA. WE ARE OHONE. WE ARE ONE

Athena x Ohone forever

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Feb 20, 2015

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:21

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

LIKE A BAWS

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:24

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Just when I think you can't make things worse, you do :negative:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:25

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

If at all possible I would like to try to convert the AI to the ways of the Omnimessiah

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:25

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

The AI was made in the image of the Omnissiah. I don't think converting will be necessary on this end.

Oh, and also seriously considering romantic involvement with a 22000 year old space ship.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:28

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

LowellDND posted:

Just when I think you can't make things worse, you do

goons.txt

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:31

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Waci posted:

The AI was made in the image of the Omnissiah. I don't think converting will be necessary on this end.

Oh, and also seriously considering romantic involvement with a 22000 year old space ship.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:34

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:34

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

LowellDND posted:

I'd like to point out the possibility of dating the AI was discussed in IRC before we even decided to burn a fate point. This was the way it was always going to be.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:35

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Waci posted:

I'd like to point out the possibility of dating the AI was discussed in IRC before we even decided to burn a fate point. This was the way it was always going to be.

Its going to be the lovechild of ShOdAn and GlADoS, telling you right now :colbert:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:37

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

That was considered, and not as a negative.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:38

Tran: Feb 17, 2011; It's a pleasure to meet all of you. Especially in such a fine settin' as this. Just need us some music an' a brawl an' we'll be set.

LowellDND posted:

Its going to be the lovechild of ShOdAn and GlADoS, telling you right now

So it'll create new life and make it run through ever more elaborate testing programs? I can live with that.

Edit: For that matter, both of them act in a manner well within Mechanicus norms. Hell, ShOdAn's love of the True Flesh would make an ArchMagos proud.

Tran fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 20, 2015

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:38

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

RandomPauI posted:

If at all possible I would like to try to convert the AI to the ways of the Omnimessiah

DING-DONG

"Hello, have you been introduced to my personal lord and savior, the Omni-Messiah?"

Sure, let's try the religious sales pitch, what could possibly go wrong?

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:43

Brownview: Oct 15, 2012; Nothing in this world can take the place of a power rack

Burn a fate point to put the primordial gods back behind miles of razor wire. :ohdear:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:49

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

LowellDND posted:

Its going to be the lovechild of ShOdAn and GlADoS, telling you right now

If anyone can turn this around, it's going to be you.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:50

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

No. Charm, to attempt to flirt with the primordial god.

Turn this around? What?! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:50

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Brownview posted:

Burn a fate point to put the primordial gods back behind miles of razor wire.

Planescape Torment posted:

'An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was travelling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: �Now your *third* wish. What will it be?�
"Third wish?" The man was baffled. "How can it be a third wish if I haven�t had a first and second wish?"
"You�d had two wishes already," the hag said, "but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That is why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes." She cackled at the poor berk. "So it is that you have one wish left."
"All right," said the man. "I don�t believe this; but there�s no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am."
"Funny," said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish."�

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:51

mepstein73: Sep 18, 2012; Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find some way. If you happen to find my way, please return it, as it was lost years ago. I imagine by now it's quite rusty.

Chantilly Say posted:

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

I've been telling LowellDND this for months. MONTHS.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:56

Brownview: Oct 15, 2012; Nothing in this world can take the place of a power rack

LowellDND posted:

Planescape

Games like that come to mind when I sperg about boosting PC stats. If only we had 25 INT, WIS and CHA for our dialogue with the AI!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:56

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

mepstein73 posted:

I've been telling LowellDND this for months. MONTHS.

My OTP is Fabiyan, tyvm :colbert:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:00

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

LowellDND posted:

Tell the Athena we are here to assist her return to glory.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:01

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Brownview posted:

Games like that come to mind when I sperg about boosting PC stats. If only we had 25 INT, WIS and CHA for our dialogue with the AI!

Funny thing is, we basically do.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:03

Deadmeat5150: Nov 21, 2005; OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

A full blown AI? Sweet merciful Omnissiah, this is Heretek of the highest factor!!Every tech-priest knows about the Metal Men, and what followed in that revolution. It's the reason for servitors and Machine Spirits, which are not - quite full fledged AI.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:06

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

BeGiN sTaTuS cHeCk
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CaPtaIn� MiSsInG
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No ReSpOnSe
AsSuMe DeCaPiTaTiOn StRiKe
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CoNtAcTiNg SaTuRiNe FlEeT...
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AsSuMe DeCaPiTaTiOn StRiKe
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CoNtAcTiNg AuStRaLaSiAn CoMmAnD�
No ReSpOnSe
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AsSuMiNg AuToNoMoUs CoMmAnD
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:16

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Suggesting we introduce ourselves. Also, since this is 40k, privately register surprise that civilian oversight was the first check.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:18

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Who needs massive work crews. The ship will restore itself! :downs:

(Omnissiah preserve us, this I'd going to be a bumpy ride. :ohdear:

)

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:20

Brownview: Oct 15, 2012; Nothing in this world can take the place of a power rack

We're on the bridge, right? Let's say hello.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:20

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

Initiate contact rights. Open up our memory data-banks using the simplest encoding possible. Explain situation and assume command authority. Explain lapse in time, current status and offer assistance

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:23

Xun: Apr 25, 2010

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:24

Tran: Feb 17, 2011; It's a pleasure to meet all of you. Especially in such a fine settin' as this. Just need us some music an' a brawl an' we'll be set.

Politely request that the nice "machine spirit" check chronological data, then offer to upload more current information regarding Mars Command.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:25

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4

What a thrill...
With Athena and servitors through all space
What a thrill...
Ohone's searching and She'll meld into you
What fear in our memory banks
But you're so up to date!

We'd give my life
Not for Omnissiah, but for you! [Priest Eater!]
In our time there'll be no one else
Devries, it's Chris C'tan that hunts you! [Priest Eater!]
Tanya's still in a dream,
Priest Eater!!

Someday you go through human pain
And someday, you feed on a tyranid
This ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light!

We'd give my life
Not for Omnissiah, but for you! [Priest Eater!]
In our time there'll be no one else
Devries, it's Chris C'tan that hunts you! [Priest Eater!]
Tanya's still in a dream,
Priest Eater!!

Tanya's still in a dream,
Priest Eater!!

[Priest Eater!]

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:26

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Speak with the ship!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:29

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Waci posted:

Suggesting we introduce ourselves. Also, since this is 40k, privately register surprise that civilian oversight was the first check.

We should probably do this.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:38

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Also, inform Kriegers ship machine spirit is an ally.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:41

Althair: Jul 26, 2006; words are weapons

Arkanomen posted:

Initiate contact rights. Open up our memory data-banks using the simplest encoding possible. Explain situation and assume command authority. Explain lapse in time, current status and offer assistance

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:41

Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Contact, carefully.

code:

int main () 
{
    for (int i=2; i<100; i++) 
        for (int j=2; j<i; j++)
        {
            if (i % j == 0) 
                break;
            else if (i == j+1)
                cout << i << " ";

        }   
    return 0;
}

for the uninitiated, this is code to produce prime numbers between 1-100 in sequence

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:55

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Last one. I promise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

It's an Emperor sized affair
To the girl with the voidborn hair
But her nanny is yelling "No"
And her Lord-Sire has told her to go

But servitors are nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her drunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the Xenos screen

But the film is a maddening bore
'Cause she's lived it ten centuries or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Spesh Mereens fighting in the dance hall
Ohone! Look at those dregmen go
It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Commisar
Bolting up the wrong guy
Ohone! Wonder if she'll ever know
Magos is in the best selling show
Are there ships on Mars?

It's on Beast of Traal's tortured brow
That Amacita's has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Devrie's on sale again

See the dregs in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Neptune Broads
Rule Omnissiah is out of bounds
To my Tanya, my dog, and clowns

But the Spirits are saddening bores
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Spesh Mereens fighting in the dance hall
Ohone! Look at those dregmen go
It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Commisar
Bolting up the wrong guy
Ohone! Wonder if she'll ever know
Magos is in the best selling show
Are there ships on Mars?

# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:55

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Ralith: Jan 12, 2011; I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today

What have we done :ohdear:

Feed ~~that drat thing~~her all the data on the state of the universe that we've got, and pray that it believes us

Ralith fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Feb 20, 2015

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