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Rockopolis posted:I'm kind of surprised there's this much of a stink about them. I just think it's hilarious that they're actually canon abhumans. I guess should have just gone with a Squat. A Slayer Cult would probably fight right in to the ship, now that I think of it. The Squats have died out, we are only left with Scrunts. 
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I was thinking, can we take our blanks genetic code for analysis of the pariah gene ? Maybe we can implant it into something more predisposed towards battle?
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Jul 27, 2015 13:06
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I gotta look up Slam Sector. I flipped a coin when picking between Tom Selleck and Hugo Weaving, and split the difference in story between being a really prolific Limosa and wanting to make a Genestealer cult that implants human DNA into their victims and sings hymns to call a Crusade fleet when they've reached critical mass. Xeno Hybris is boring when you leave it to Techpriests, it's all hurf durf claws and chitiny dudes, no imagination at all. As Abe Lincoln said, I destroy my enemy when I make them my friend.
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southpaugh posted:I was thinking, can we take our blanks genetic code for analysis of the pariah gene ? Maybe we can implant it into something more predisposed towards battle? Pretty sure the answer to that is a canonical no. Blanks can be mass produced (what the Culexus temple does), but no one else in the Imperium seems to have the know-how to actually manage it, much less alter the pariah gene to work with something that isn't human.
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Jul 27, 2015 13:16
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let's min-max our ship population into all Alpha-plus psykers, Omega Blanks, Living Saints, and whatever the Magi want to turn themselves into.
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Jul 27, 2015 13:40
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paragon1 posted:let's min-max our ship population into all Alpha-plus psykers, Omega Blanks, Living Saints, and whatever the Magi want to turn themselves into. Then shake the ship like a bottle of soda and launch it into the sun.
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Jul 27, 2015 15:58
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paragon1 posted:let's min-max our ship population into all Alpha-plus psykers, Omega Blanks, Living Saints, and whatever the Magi want to turn themselves into. Can we have the Magi find out the secrets of the mind uploading and embrace being full AIs? Could our first cyberskull secretly house a loyal C'tan that we befriended without realizing? Also can we have Fabiyan be the reincarnation of the God Emperor? Also, let's have Tzeentch be a good guy who's just been misunderstood this whole time and who is actually the victim of a misinformation campaign by his fellow chaos gods and the nefarious Eldar, but we totes see through it and can redeem him with the power of love.
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Jul 27, 2015 16:10
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Jul 27, 2015 16:28
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ElrondHubbard posted:Can we have the Magi find out the secrets of the mind uploading and embrace being full AIs? Could our first cyberskull secretly house a loyal C'tan that we befriended without realizing? Also can we have Fabiyan be the reincarnation of the God Emperor? Also, let's have Tzeentch be a good guy who's just been misunderstood this whole time and who is actually the victim of a misinformation campaign by his fellow chaos gods and the nefarious Eldar, but we totes see through it and can redeem him with the power of love. I mean being married to the God Emperor would do wonders for our social mobility. (I agree with the moral of your post.)
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Jul 27, 2015 17:12
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Do we need to make out with Tzeentch to redeem him, or can we get away with a peck on the cheek?
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Jul 27, 2015 17:20
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Tomn posted:Do we need to make out with Tzeentch to redeem him, or can we get away with a peck on the cheek? Our sparkling 2nd husbando, who tries to keep us away because he's a chaos god abomination, but secretly wants to be with us always, keeps putting up walls between us (many of which are composed of ever shifting impossible geometries that drive even the hardiest of individuals utterly insane) and we need to break them down. We're going to have to combine our very essences into one called quote:01010100 01111010 01100101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100011 01101000 That way we'll be together forever.
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Jul 27, 2015 17:30
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Tomn posted:Do we need to make out with Tzeentch to redeem him, or can we get away with a peck on the cheek? if we really want to win his heart we're gonna need incredibly complex, needlessly detailed, mutually contradictory plans for dates, vacations, sloppy makeouts, 3 weddings, 4 divorces, and an ever shifting number of children and pets on his desk in triplicate, in High and Low Gothic no later than 4:23 PM on Blorksday, a day which only exists in the upper-middle class parts of the Eye of Terror while you're sneezing.
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Jul 27, 2015 17:56
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I thought you were just supposed to go out with Khorne to make Tzeench jealous?
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Jul 27, 2015 18:04
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Rockopolis posted:I thought you were just supposed to go out with Khorne to make Tzeench jealous? I figured our God Emperor husbando prime should be sufficient. ... Lowel really needs to post something soon...this is getting weird.
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Jul 27, 2015 18:22
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We aren't supposed to live this long between posts. It's getting weeeeeeeeeird.
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Jul 27, 2015 19:17
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It's dangerous to take too long a journey in the Warp. Every passing moment of subjective time is another moment where the Gellar fields might fail and allow Chaos to infest the
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Jul 27, 2015 19:21
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I just realized we missed out on a golden opportunity to advance as Techpriests. We should have taken advantage of getting beheaded to attach suspensors to our head and discard more of our Flesh by becoming a Demi-Magos. Or better yet, do it anyway; add suspensors to our head, turn our body + armor into a servitor, and add a little escape rocket, too, we'd be like, Krang leading the Foot Clan to crush those foul mutants! Oh, and you should totally add some mechadendrites to dangle from your neck, like with weapons and stuff, so the next time someone cuts off your head, you can return the favor! And steal their body too, for good measure.
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Jul 30, 2015 04:23
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All-natural legs, we have a reason to keep them. Sicko
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Jul 30, 2015 04:43
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Grognan posted:All-natural legs, we have a reason to keep them. Sicko So we keep them in a box or something and pull them out when we need it
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Jul 30, 2015 06:23
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It's still just Flesh, weighing you down on your path to enlightenment.
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hey all! I enjoyed my break, and it looks like everyone else here did too  been listening to a couple good podcasts, nightvale, history of byzantium, still alive. Good stuff. that’s said, on with the show!today’s music: manson’s eat me drink me We’re back  They called it the Manor, but it was really more of a fortress-city. Set in one of the most calm and beautiful inlets on the entire planet, it was wrapped in (and set upon) an army of coral. A dozen smaller islands surrounded it, holy glyphs a kilometer long, sigils of faith and belief. Monastery barracks were built on top of them, ready to deploy at a moment’s notice, and in the sky a hundred helicopters flew like dragonflies. And at night, you could see a handful of Navy ships in orbit, like stars. Spires and minarets half a kilometer high stretched towards the sky, and supporting buildings weaved their way between them. You could walk between them on gossamer bridges, trusting in the structures of the Imperium to keep you safe. In all the long centuries this world had been colonized, no one had ever been known to fall. While there were a thousand - ten thousand - private islands for the rich and aristocratic to pass the time, this was where things happened. If you wanted to network, meet old friends, duel old enemies, this was the place. It was solely the place of the Imperium, with minimal influence of the Mechanicus, and none at all of xeno or mutant. There were a billion people on this world, but you wouldn’t know it from here. The richest - most powerful, most feted and adored - people came here. Both as vacation from their home planets, and work of their own sort. It was a pleasant time, to be passing days in the company of your equals, as opposed to the dregs you commanded. The only place you could really stop slumming it, as it were. Everyone here was somebody, or at least everyone who mattered. And if there were rumors of hedonistic cults, and an excess of debauchery, well. Those were always rumors. - Just some scene setting, kicking off the rust.
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LowellDND posted:And if there were rumors of hedonistic cults, and an excess of debauchery, well. Those were always rumors. Welp. Exterminatus.
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Jul 30, 2015 18:15
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What a nice place. Too nice for 40k. EXTERMINATUS
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Jul 30, 2015 18:46
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Fer the Emperor's sake. There are a lot of rich and powerful people down there. People who could end up being patrons, clients, allies, or customers. No Exterminatus without Proof!
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Jul 30, 2015 18:56
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More important people die, more hats available!
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You give a goon a cyclonic torpedo... Stop calling for exterminatus at the drop of a hat 
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Jul 30, 2015 19:16
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Stop breathing.
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Jul 30, 2015 19:22
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Hey! I've been there! It was not as picturesque that day as in that photo. And the parking lot was busy being reclaimed by the sea. It was gnarly.
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Arkanomen posted:Welp. Exterminatus. I like that we've obliterated the setting before the opening scene. We're getting good at this. Let's hold out on the Exterminatus until we see some evidence, or hear about some evidence. But send in a squad of Krieg to piss people off.
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Outrail posted:I like that we've obliterated the setting before the opening scene. We're getting good at this. This but the Kreig go in to paint markers and plant charges. Also we inquisition now. A rumor means it's already to late. Everyone is a genestealer chaos cultist and the only way to be sure is to glass the planet. 
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Lowell please tell us more about this lovely place, the thread is clearly still somewhat out of it from the hiatus.
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poor life choice posted:Kill all tribunes. Arkanomen posted:Welp. Exterminatus. Waci posted:Stop breathing. Welcome back OP!
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Ralith posted:You give a goon a cyclonic torpedo...
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Ralith posted:You give a goon a cyclonic torpedo... We should at least loot the place first. Maybe grab some unwilling, but promising talent.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:29
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It was a joke. Not really. Kill them Ohone. Kill them all.
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ElrondHubbard posted:We should at least loot the place first. Maybe grab some unwilling, but promising talent. Wait, are we playing Dark Heresy (kill then loot) or Rogue Trader (loot then kill)? That will inform how we proceed.
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sullat posted:Wait, are we playing Dark Heresy (kill then loot) or Rogue Trader (loot then kill)? That will inform how we proceed.
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And Ascension
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I was surprised we survived this long being a straight up heretic without falling into Black Crusade, but then I remembered we were an Inquisitor.
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ElrondHubbard posted:I was surprised we survived this long being a straight up heretic without falling into Black Crusade, but then I remembered we were an Inquisitor. They don't have to be mutually exclusive!
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