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I have a sneaking suspicion that doing anything with the Elfways right now is a bad idea. Remember:Loel posted:our friend from Agatha’s World loves elves. Let's go mix our legends and cleanse
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We could use the Abrogate souls as homing beacons. They're slippery and gets stuck inside of everything, including gorgon. Take a play from Anna's book with the box that smells like souls but is really just a bomb. In this case its a soul powered void bomb. Have that tasty box make its way through the webways towards Oneoh's worlds or the heart of Acheron. Maybe we could even bait ol'Slanny and have Gorgon and the Prince of Pleasure collide with the box like two halves of a nuke. Contrived maybe, but Ohone's strength lies not in massive fleets or territory. Her power lies in making an absolute mess of everything at the exact wrong spot. Ask Anna to summon an avatar of her Patron to discuss a deal on how to bait out slaneesh. Trade is the prince's domain after it is deposed
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Mar 20, 2018 06:51
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I didn't mean go right now, deal with our real problems the elfways can be the ending
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Basically, watch Groundhog Day, and then watch Looper  You keep going back in time to restart things, and you remember things, but the ending/beginning is always the same. Ohone and Fabiyan, circling circling ...Django Jane You could only stare at her wordlessly. Anna angrily wiped at her face. “Never mind. We need to get going soon.” You blinked. “This is Hades, I thought no one could find us here.” “Us, yes. The Beast, we need to get moving.” “Why? We killed the Acheronic fleet, and then your … public event.” “And such a fine job, too. Nonetheless, we should be leaving soon.” You narrowed your eyes. “Why.” “Just trust me, all right?” She was looking elsewhere, distracted. “That has to be the stupidest thing you’ve ever said to me.” She blinked, ran the words back. Barked a laugh. “Fair enough. But you’ve got a pretty good bind on me, and I would rather be out of here before Sol wakes up.” You looked at her curiously. “What even is in there?” “Never gotten close enough to find out. But when I see a mountain get up and start moving, I decide to leave.” You nodded. “Your biggest failure, in my opinion. You gotta jump at that mountain. And challenge it to a fight.” She stared at you. You nodded again, more firmly. “Just walk right up to it. Punch it in the face.”
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Mar 23, 2018 03:58
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Loel posted:You nodded again, more firmly. “Just walk right up to it. Punch it in the face.” 1) Welcome Back! 2) What do we have that could possibly fight a birthing dark god, emerging from a black hole?
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Can't do it. Throwing any form of attack at it in thd physical realm will only feed it. Gamma Ray Burst? A light snack. Collide it with another black hole? They Fusion Dance into a doubly badass black hole. We're gonna have to murder Baby Whatsit with Acheron stuff.
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Blasphemaster posted:Can't do it. Throwing any form of attack at it in thd physical realm will only feed it. Gamma Ray Burst? A light snack. Collide it with another black hole? They Fusion Dance into a doubly badass black hole. Graze it with virtual matter? Like a whole hell of a lot? Might take a while.  At least no one proposed to ride it.
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Mar 23, 2018 05:06
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Don't we have guns that murder the fabric of reality?
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Singularity is unreality already. Better bet would be to set up some massive grav emitters and try to un-blackhole it. Pull it apart and disperse the matter. Not a lot of time though...
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Mar 23, 2018 05:43
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Get Loki on the phone, ask how to destroy a black hole.
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Mar 23, 2018 12:55
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We don’t even know if it’s immediately malevolent! Long term of course it is, because this is 40k, and also we cannot countenance another rival to ultimate power.
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Kite the acheronic gods into it (or vice versa)
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Mar 23, 2018 14:39
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Hera: nope, not doing it Loki: going nowhere near it Anna: leaving right now Ohone: ... Ohone: imma kill it 
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Mar 24, 2018 04:28
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KNOCK IT OFF COURSE! Fling it at Andromeda or some poo poo. That place sucks. Only like 2(?) original sapient races I mean wtf Bioware.
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Mar 24, 2018 04:40
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Loel posted:Hera: nope, not doing it Tell Sincera to invite it over for tea, sweets, and knitting.
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CourValant posted:Tell Sincera to invite it over for tea, sweets, and knitting. This is worth trying just on the off chance it pays off.
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"Well, always a day for new things. A baby imprints on the first thing it sees and you are gonna help me be that thing." Have Anna act as a psionic conduit/buffer/fuse to let us say hello to our baby
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CourValant posted:Tell Sincera to invite it over for tea, sweets, and knitting. Bring our ship to just outside the event horizon, drop some Darjeeling, yarn, and needles, and shout "What makes a human?" really loudly. If we don't like the answer start Home Movie Night.
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Blasphemaster posted:KNOCK IT OFF COURSE! 
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The one time I advocate for diplomacy....
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Arkanomen posted:The one time I advocate for diplomacy.... I don't know if I'd consider 'adopting' a cosmic horror from beyond time and space, 'diplomacy'.
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Arkanomen posted:The one time I advocate for diplomacy.... ... we instantly recognize that you've been replaced by an impostor and start shooting, yes. What can I say, you've trained us well. But hey, it would be better than our current pseudo-daughter, whatsername the Iron Man abomination. We should upgrade!
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Punch reality in the face You cocked your head. “Don’t think, however, that you’ve distracted me fully with this new and interesting thing. You brought it up right as we got to the interesting questions of who you are, and we’re coming back to it.” A ghost of a smile flickered across her face. “Of course.” “Now then. Drive me closer so I can hit it with my sword.” “Can’t say I know what sword you’d use on it, sister. It’s a time-accelerated black hole born in the death of a trillion souls.” You pursed your lips. “It’s a thing the Commissars say … never mind. Probably a few years since you heard Fabiyan say it.” Anna paused. “That was rude.” “Good, we’ve reestablished who is in charge. And I want to investigate this thing.” She gave a small shrug. “I am compelled to obey. Traditional approaches to get closer would be using Loki or Hera to teleport closer, my Acheronic powers, or an actual ship such as the Beast or Olympus. The Beast will take months, and Loki and Hera refused last time I checked. As for myself … I would prefer not to.” “Be calling yourself a scrivener next. No, I might have you come along.” “Anyone else you want to bring on this highly probably ride to death? Or will it be just us girls?”
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Mar 28, 2018 17:04
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Any way to talk to the thing from out here?
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Loel posted:“Anyone else you want to bring on this highly probably ride to death? Or will it be just us girls?” "Would anyone else even have a remote chance of surviving? Maybe Fabs and Centurion? Limosa and Ching will have their minds fried before they can even get their bearings?" Arkanomen posted:Any way to talk to the thing from out here?  "Bllaaaaarrrggghhuuuuurrrraaazzz . . . "
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Mar 28, 2018 18:12
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Let's adopt the baby Azathoth.
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Blasphemaster posted:Let's adopt the baby Azathoth. YES THIS. It is a creature born from the death of a trillion human souls. Human souls that cry for vengeance! Souls that cry out to be avenged! Souls that believed in a better future! The Human God!
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messing with crazy black hole gods is lame let's just heist some poo poo nice and proper like in the good old days. Stealing nukes, stealing souls, same diff
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I am down with plan Adopt-a-godbaby
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Gwaihir posted:messing with crazy black hole gods is lame let's just heist some poo poo nice and proper like in the good old days. Stealing nukes, stealing souls, same diff We can steal more if we have a God on supernatural lookout...
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Gwaihir posted:messing with crazy black hole gods is lame let's just heist some poo poo nice and proper like in the good old days. Stealing nukes, stealing souls, same diff Think about it this way: stealing some nukes? Any dime-a-dozen megalomaniac can swing that one. Grabbing a hive? Maybe takes a little bit of vision. Nabbing the Lord-Sire, Inquisitor, and Magos titles? Pretty impressive. But how many self-made mad tyrants can claim to have stolen a god? Much less a god that they created?
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Blasphemaster posted:Let's adopt the baby Azathoth. Arkanomen posted:YES THIS. Gwaihir posted:Stealing nukes, stealing souls, same diff Hexenritter posted:I am down with plan Adopt-a-godbaby Karia posted:But how many self-made mad tyrants can claim to have stolen a god? Much less a god that they created?  No. Do you want to walk into a TPK again? Because this is how you walk into another TPK.
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According to Anna, timespace is our bitch and keeps going in circles for us. We'll respawn in an alternate universe or some bullshit at a checkpoint if poo poo goes wrong. All joking aside, we totally are this thing's momma. We blew up the Earth and then turned Sol into a singularity. It exists as a direct result of our actions. Let's go give it a hug. Saturn looks like it would make a good rattle, and we can mine the oort cloud for binky material.
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I don't post here much, but I want to say this thread is fractal madness, keep it up.
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it ain't a circle, its a flush
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Imagine four demonstars at the edge of a cliff
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Flush Sol directly into Acheron to see what happens
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 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You would have frowned, if you had the muscles to connect. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <Internal Diagnostic check complete> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <All sensors functional.> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <Sensory report> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <Gravities: 0> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <Temperature: 0 >
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Osnap!
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