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Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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B2

I'm thinking lower hive ganger.
Let's call her something over the top, like "Bironica kryss".

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Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Rockopolis posted:

Picture 4
Willpower
Astropaths


+1 Team creepy

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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psyker because of the crazy things that might come from beyond.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Warp touched and Tainted blood

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Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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For the lurkers, I chose these options:

Warp touched:
Makes you Immune to fear and madness for the price of a minor corruption

Tainted blood:
Better at decieve, +10 int

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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All I'm saying is: with high IQ, immunity to fear and madness and a susceptibility to corruption, what could possibly go wrong?

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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LowellDND posted:

As an aside, Warp Touched gives you From Beyond, which gives you immunity to insanity.

So all you need to worry about aspire to is corruption

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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That's the spirit!
Also +1 scrimshaw

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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C
The massage already told all we need to know for the moment.
Let's not expose ourselves so quickly.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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mepstein73 posted:

E. Oh gods E. hahaha

That would be quick, if nothing else

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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MaliciousOnion posted:

F. We implicate our family, regardless of their guilt, so we can snatch the Warrant of Trade and obtain our own ship to do the Emperor's work. After all, they did forget our birthday back in M41.003.
Oh yeah change my vote to this

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Change to G

Let's get collectin'

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Diogines posted:

I like the name idea, I suggest a slight tweak.

Our real name is... yes, it is in binary, more specifically:


We accept the fact that no one outside of the priesthood would ever remember that, so we introduce ourselves as our usual name, Ohone. This is often confused with Owain, which is a real name.


Translation: Praise to the Machine God! As opposed to FireSight's code, which means... Boss and is going to get us made into a Servitor.

+1, B

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Tis' true! Who will pity the poor battery?
Who will lovingly wax and clean the innermost parts while chanting soothing thanks to the omnissiah?

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Doomed to servitude
We don't have time for this nonsense.

Horrible Lurkbeast
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Diogines posted:

B. We don't need to be unnecessarily cruel when wr don't have to be. Besides, our reputation for Solomon Emperor like wisdom will help keep the rabble in line when we own this ship.

Mercy is for the weak!

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Notice how the poster doesn't call for reasonable negotiation.

Vote 'D' to crush this heretical nonsense and restore order!

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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And let's not forget: the Inquisition is watching.
Let's impress by resolving this in the quickest, least resource wasting manner (men are so plentiful they don't count).

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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FireSight posted:

E

We won't cut directly through the radiation, but we WILL cut the corner. We have more machine parts than them, so we can deal with higher rad levels. That means we don't have to travel as far. AND, we can launch the dog THROUGH the rad zone and pick him up on the other side, giving us a temporary speed boost by not having his weight. This will throw the others off because our performance profile suddenly changes!

Also, this gives us time to put our thumb on our nose and waggle our fingers at them as we pass them.

Go go overly complex plan!

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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The thread must continue, the gods of chaos goons must be satisfied.

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my dad posted:



E - Do anything you can to prevent a chain explosion. Those are loving cyclone torpedoes, there won't be a ship to finish the race on if they all go off inside the ship.

Do try to do it in a way that won't completely take us out of the race.

The sacred vessel of the omnissiah must be preserved!

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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C

How about "kill a heathen for Ethan"?

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Destroy a cult for Holt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiaJldR39A8

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Outrail posted:

Maybe we can be the cultist and they don't know it yet. Cool.

C. Let's join the cult, gain their trust and then lure them into the inbetween with promises of a cool new hideout. That's when our new allies will ambush the living poo poo out of them with home ground advantage and overwhelming numbers.

Then we confiscate the heretical poo poo they had and tinker with it until something cool happens.

That gives us an opportunity to get plus points from the Inc boss and go exploring.

Also, I bet you the chick who found nothing is up to something stupid, and was covering for whatever she didn't find.

That's an awesome plan if we can pull it off without exposing our allegiances.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Praised Be the machine god!

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm conflicted but let's investigate the priests, shouldn't take long.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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Spend XP -use it or lose it!

Horrible Lurkbeast
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LowellDND posted:


Tentatively, Im going to start sketching a post about the priests, merchant, and the cat, although that might change by the time I actually start writing. Tomorrow afternoon maybe?

How long before we vote to upgrade the cat with speech capability?

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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LowellDND posted:

Well, you could start leveling in Magos Biologis things, or you could check with the Tech-Priests on ship and see if any of them want to do some mad science.

edit: On my chart, it looks like you could grab Genetor at level 9, which is the full PhD in mad bioscience. Alternately, you might just grab things like forbidden lore mutants, forbidden lore xenos, forbidden lore adeptus astartes, medicae, chem-use, scholastic lore beasts, or scholastic lore chymystry. Fastest would be finding an NPC who has already done all this, but it would require varying levels of RP based on the planned mods.

I was thinking cybernetic vox-box but going full on mad Genetor sounds fun too.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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jng2058 posted:

Interrogate the survivors. Until then, fight!


Horrible Lurkbeast
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Arkanomen posted:

Ah yes, make them all feel the glory of the machine god.

I fully support that. No one gets to besmirch the machine cult.
Edit: Summon the enforcers and say to the heathens as they drag them to be 'reclaimed' "I don't care about your relic".

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Horrible Lurkbeast
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And mock their faith in a piece of bone, that's the important part!

Horrible Lurkbeast
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Demand answers!

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Cannon_Fodder posted:

This. Except let's take a realistic gauge of "injury". Missing a few fingers won't kill him, will it? He's already in poo poo creek.

"The Emperor and Lord sire both demand answers. Yield quickly and you might keep what digits you have."

Horrible Lurkbeast
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Obtuse Angol posted:


Having just finished (what there is) of Gormenghast,

Just wanted to recommend "Gloriana" by Moorcock, it was written as a tribute to gormenghast.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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HiHo ChiRho posted:

This guy is of more use to us alive. We can use him against Cruentus and another way for us to find the actual murderer.
+B

Edit: And thanks OP for incorporating my line.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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FireSight posted:

We don't have any good reason to be down here and looking into this stuff. Trying to turn him in would raise a number of questions, and make us enemies. Don't discredit Cruentus unless we have a good excuse for having stumbled across his deceit.
Let's file this for when the lord-sire (or other higher up) asks.
"Why I went among the rabble? To dig up dirt on my rivals." not working for the inquisition, no sir.

Horrible Lurkbeast
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Volmarias posted:

B nope nope nope nope nope this is something that requires backup. Get out immediately.

We got something Unholy going on here AND about to be outnumbered.
It might actually be a good idea to kill Za’kerah so he can't describe us for his own good.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

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HERESY! AAARRRGH!

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Horrible Lurkbeast
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my dad posted:

Deceive: Inquisitor without deception? Really?
Peer Nobility: Let's not kid ourselves, we'll need it here, A LOT.
Fel Simple Advance: Ditto

Let's get political up in this bitchBoat. edit:ignore this post

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