the goddamn buncar

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beer pal

people dont just give away a cars worth of buns, dct.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:18

i am he

im having a hard time believing those buns were free too. i mean ten years ago, sure, maybe, but not these days.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:55

Matoi Ryuko

Guys I just won a car full of buns at my local supermarket!!!

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:56

beer pal

*guy walks into safeway, airhorn goes off and confetti falls* congratulations, youre our 42069th customer, weve taken the liberty of stuffing your car full of free buns

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:58

Pedantra: by Lowtax

i know i dont say this enough... but i lvoe the goddamn buncar

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:59

beer pal

really though hes probably just trying to get rid of the new car smell by replacing it with bun smell

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:59

i am he

i dont want these buns, they're all like two months past the sell by date

haha dont worry those arent really a hard and fast rule or anything, enjoy the buns!

# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:59

Salmiakki

''i bring you your buns. youve earnedf them''

''but i dont have a car!''

''then youre gonna have to eat them,, right here, right now. every single one''

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:01

GEExCEE

day 56

i can feel it working. my all bun diet has finally started to pay off. my body is reaching perfection, attaining a perfect bun shape

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:01

beer pal

i figured it out. hes smuggling drugs. cops arent gonna dig through a thousand buns. drug dog barks, cop is like, oh haha ol' rufus really likes buns. guy gets pulled over, he's just like, oh im going to a bbq and they said to bring buns.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:05

i am he

beer pal posted:

i figured it out. hes smuggling drugs. cops arent gonna dig through a thousand buns. drug dog barks, cop is like, oh haha ol' rufus really likes buns. guy gets pulled over, he's just like, oh im going to a bbq and they said to bring buns.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

beer pal posted:

i figured it out. hes smuggling drugs. cops arent gonna dig through a thousand buns. drug dog barks, cop is like, oh haha ol' rufus really likes buns. guy gets pulled over, he's just like, oh im going to a bbq and they said to bring buns.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:24

Izumi Konata: by Ralp

i never sausage a party, byob

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:31

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Salmiakki posted:

''i bring you your buns. youve earnedf them''

''but i dont have a car!''

''then youre gonna have to eat them,, right here, right now. every single one''

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:37

Pro Target

Did the Buncar change my life after I caught it on the Top 10 Trending Memes of Post-Solstice Summer listicle?? Well, I wouldn't say it changed my life, but it did change the way I think, and the way I act. That's why I can be here on this stage, talking to you all today. It's truly amazing. Thank you.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:39

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

what i hate is that they put more buns in the buncar than they do hotdogs in the hotdogcar so you end up needing like four buncars and six hotdogcars to break even

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:39

you were warned: (the S is for skeleton)

I showed my sister the buncar, with unexpected results. She told me that when she used to work at a food pantry, sometimes big bakeries would donate stuff just past its sell-by date. So she'd drive over to pick it up and sometimes end up filling her tiny Geo Metro with bread or buns or something.

I'm pissed that there could actually be a rational explanation for the buncar

# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:52

Pedantra: by Lowtax

you were warned posted:

I showed my sister the buncar

wise move

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:11

OPERATE MACHINERY

you were warned posted:

I showed my sister the buncar, with unexpected results. She told me that when she used to work at a food pantry, sometimes big bakeries would donate stuff just past its sell-by date. So she'd drive over to pick it up and sometimes end up filling her tiny Geo Metro with bread or buns or something.

I'm pissed that there could actually be a rational explanation for the buncar

at least the buns are going to a good cause (i think)

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:14

Bwee

the goddamn buncar

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bwee posted:

the goddamn buncar

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:19

FluffieDuckie

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

what i hate is that they put more buns in the buncar than they do hotdogs in the hotdogcar so you end up needing like four buncars and six hotdogcars to break even

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:29

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

I wish it was bunnies instead of hamburger buns, in that car.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:32

Pro Target

Kayle7 posted:

I wish it was bunnies instead of hamburger buns, in that car.

hmm? o? well i wish youd STFU!

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:37

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Salmiakki posted:

they appeared overnight, bought by the mysterious bunman

gather round my children, and I shall tell you the tale of the bunman.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:49

FluffieDuckie

bun cars

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

FluffieDuckie posted:

bun cars

# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:56

google THIS

you were warned posted:

I showed my sister the buncar, with unexpected results. She told me that when she used to work at a food pantry, sometimes big bakeries would donate stuff just past its sell-by date. So she'd drive over to pick it up and sometimes end up filling her tiny Geo Metro with bread or buns or something.

I'm pissed that there could actually be a rational explanation for the buncar

BYOB 8.2: I showed my sister the buncar

# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:03

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

Jett posted:

BYOB 8.2: I showed my sister the buncar

# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:07

kidfresca: You're kidding, right?

John Lennon, Singer of The Beatles. He wrote the song "Imagine" and was shot and killed some time in the eighties.

Fuck has the WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!