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SeaWorld probably had something to do with Michael Jackson's death. Think about it.
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Berious posted:i think the whale they wanked was really mean too. wanking a pissed off whale is no way to earn a living says you
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Aug 15, 2014 16:59
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profiting from suffering is the most american thing there is. quit whining you commies
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Aug 15, 2014 16:59
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tranime scholar posted:profiting from suffering is the most american/russian/chinese/european thing there is. quit whining you commies
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Aug 15, 2014 17:00
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we inflict suffering way better than those other fags. they need to step up their game
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Aug 15, 2014 17:01
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rezatahs posted:well yeah sure they hunt down and corral orca pods and then rip the calves from their families By this logic no zoo shouldnt exist either and don't you start on that too. Zoos can teach kids about how the world is loving bigger than the back yard and that life is more diverse than cat, dog, raccoon
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Aug 15, 2014 17:06
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Why don't we just put children in cages and charge admission to see them and feed them Lucky Charms from a gumball machine?
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Aug 15, 2014 17:07
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Robo Reagan posted:By this logic no zoo shouldnt exist either and don't you start on that too. Zoos can teach kids about how the world is loving bigger than the back yard and that life is more diverse than cat, dog, raccoon Hmmm... Do zoos decrease the lifespans of the animals placed in there? Serious question for realsies.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:08
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Why don't we just put children in cages and charge admission to see them and feed them Lucky Charms from a gumball machine? Why don't you just do this with goons? Give them a gaming rig with an internet connection and whatever console they want.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:08
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Zoos teach children important lessons like masturbating in public can be fun for everyone.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:09
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Rollofthedice posted:Hmmm... no they tend to increase it as long as proper care is provided. I'm biased because i live right by probably the US' best zoo.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:09
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Rollofthedice posted:Hmmm... I think most captive animals live longer albeit shittier lives I mean, having a consistent feeding schedule + healthcare is pretty much what extends any things life
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Aug 15, 2014 17:10
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cname posted:Why don't you just do this with goons? Give them a gaming rig with an internet connection and whatever console they want. You'll take my Wiimote when you pry it from my clammy Cheeto-encrusted hands.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:10
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dontcareaboutname posted:no they tend to increase it as long as proper care is provided. I'm biased because i live right by probably the US' best zoo. Well then Seaworld's still bullshit because their Orca's life spans are decreased while in captivity there! Possible ethical quandary solved. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_killer_whales#Disease_and_reduced_lifespan
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Aug 15, 2014 17:10
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Sega Saturn posted:lol the whales at sea world don't even get that. sorry buddy yr also shamu He means the orcas have names in orca tongue
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Aug 15, 2014 17:11
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:He means the orcas have names in orca tongue Need pictures of orca tongue EDIT: Post haste
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Aug 15, 2014 17:11
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why do they have to jerk orcas off with a cow vagina filled with hot water? can they not make a fleshlight for orca peens?
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Aug 15, 2014 17:12
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Need pictures of orca tongue  Have fun, weirdo.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:14
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dontcareaboutname posted:no they tend to increase it as long as proper care is provided. I'm biased because i live right by probably the US' best zoo. Large mammals (both marine and land) lead drastically shorter lives in captivity than they do in the wild. This is mostly due to range. Whereas they can range hundreds if not thousands of miles per year in the wild, they can barely range hundreds of yards in captivity. Since they are engineered by evolution to range widely, they suffer serious physical and mental health issues in captivity. The general rule is that if you can give an animal about the same range as it has in the wild, then you can prolong their lives. This is logistically impossible for large whales and elephants and the like.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:16
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dontcareaboutname posted:... i live right by probably the US' best zoo. Yeah, but really who doesn't live near a walmart?
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Rollofthedice posted:
My sweet Angeline... EDIT: Is her name Angeline?
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BornOfMachine posted:Yeah, but really who doesn't live near a walmart? san diego zoo and wild animal park.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:19
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My sweet Angeline... No, that's the photographer. The flickr I got it from I think says she's called 'Wikie', which is loving stupid.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:20
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Overwined posted:Large mammals (both marine and land) lead drastically shorter lives in captivity than they do in the wild. This is mostly due to range. Whereas they can range hundreds if not thousands of miles per year in the wild, they can barely range hundreds of yards in captivity. Since they are engineered by evolution to range widely, they suffer serious physical and mental health issues in captivity. Maybe they shouldn't be so loving stupid and get locked up then.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:20
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I'm not worried. I'm sure she'll whisper her real name into my ear...
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Aug 15, 2014 17:21
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Shamu is 10 times more awesome now that he eats people on the reg. They just need to promote him on that basis.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:22
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I'm not worried. I'm sure she'll whisper her real name into my ear... Never mind jacking that thing off, imagine what that tongue can do!  
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Aug 15, 2014 17:23
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Serious Q: If we left all the Orcas alone and didn't capture them and didn't let the Japanese near them, would they be okay or is there something else out there that would kill them? I'm guessing they're the apex predator of the Odell Lake food chain, but I don't know what kind of crazy crap humans have done to the water that could be giving them all eternal blowhole cancer or whatever.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:24
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Blackfish is not news. Jaws 3(D) revealed that sharks at SeaWorld were eating people back in the 80s.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:25
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Naerasa posted:Serious Q: If we left all the Orcas alone and didn't capture them and didn't let the Japanese near them, would they be okay or is there something else out there that would kill them? I'm guessing they're the apex predator of the Odell Lake food chain, but I don't know what kind of crazy crap humans have done to the water that could be giving them all eternal blowhole cancer or whatever. they will all die someday, just enjoy what you have.
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Rollofthedice posted:Never mind jacking that thing off, imagine what that tongue can do! It's called making love, you disgusting little prick.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:26
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Is this where I pretend to give a single gently caress about any of this to impress other goons?
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Aug 15, 2014 17:30
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You already impress me, little duckling.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:32
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genghis.khan posted:Is this where I pretend to give a single gently caress about any of this to impress other goons? lurk less you're learning too much Chelb fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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Aug 15, 2014 17:34
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Every time this topic comes up, some goon - I think the SAME goon - comes in and goes: "NUT-UH, that documentary was bullshit. MY FAMILY works in Seaworld and they..." And then they're asked to clarify why it's bullshit and what their family thinks the documentary misrepresented and they disappear.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:46
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so is this only affecting the san diego one? im assuming that dumb fucks in fl dont care their being mistreated
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Aug 15, 2014 18:02
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my uncle works at seaworld and he said they replaced all the orcas with animatronic ones so its ok to go there now
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Aug 15, 2014 18:05
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my mom works at seaworld. all the sardines she can eat
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Aug 15, 2014 18:06
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Did you know the white things on the sides of an Orca's head aren't their eyes? Food for thought ya know.
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Naerasa posted:Serious Q: If we left all the Orcas alone and didn't capture them and didn't let the Japanese near them, would they be okay or is there something else out there that would kill them? I'm guessing they're the apex predator of the Odell Lake food chain, but I don't know what kind of crazy crap humans have done to the water that could be giving them all eternal blowhole cancer or whatever. they face the laws of nature obv. if a bunch of orcas overpopulate an area and wipe out their food supply they'll either leave or die until the area gets repopulated again. a lot of controls on stuff like that were already implemented by G-d when he created life as we know it. look at how many herrings are born in the span it takes for a orca to gestate and fall out of his mom's vagina pretty sure that orcas are the top of the food chain though and only have to deal with predators when they're old/young/sick, other members of their species, or getting mauled by some bigger prey like other whales
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