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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


tipping is such a scam. i don't ever do it

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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


Crunk Abortion posted:

I'm a bartender. I work at a 4 diamond resort, and I am only paid $4.50 an hour by the house. I'm the son of a bitch who has to handle you and your takeout order. When you place that order, I have to walk out of my bar, away from my paying customers, and go expo and package your food myself. In contrast, the people sitting at the bar? Kitchen staff plate their food and deliver it. So it's significantly more work for me to prepare a takeout order than it would be if you dined inside the restaurant.

Fun fact: To compensate for undeclared cash tips, my employer calculates my income taxes based on 15% of food sales, including takeout, rather than basing it on the tips I declare. So when you stiff me on a takeout order, I still have to pay income tax on the tip you didn't leave me. You're literally making me pay for the privilege of getting stiffed by you. This practice is blatantly illegal and immoral, and there is nothing anyone can do about it because a pissant food and beverage worker has no leverage to negotiate with a multi-national company who pulls in $500 million a year, especially when you have mandatory binding arbitration written into your employment contract.

If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat at a restaurant, and you need to take your broke, cheap rear end to a grocery store, food pantry, or soup kitchen, whichever fits your scenario. What you don't need to do is go and pick the loving pocket of someone who's busting their rear end to take care of you and feed you. I go out of my way to do great work, but I have my limits. If you stiff people on takeout orders, you're a subhuman piece of bipedal refuse, and you should make like the genie and kill yourself ASAP.

restaurant servers are the most lazy entitled piece of poo poo people. seriously. quit your stupid loving job and get a new one if you don't like it loser. sucks to be poor

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


lol at the GED restaurant worker making 4.50 an hour calling other people poor

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


lol at the entitlement of these fuckers. i wish everyone would stop going out just like you want so you idiots would all be out of the job.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


Waltzing Along posted:

Why not just raise all the prices by 18% and fairly compensate the staff.

well, because you see

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


service "professionals"

lmao here's your sweet tea m'lord, i will accept my gold ducat now

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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


i can't help but laugh when dumbass servers say "if you can't afford a tip don't eat out." im sure everyone that eats out can afford a tip it's just that you don't deserve free loving money for bringing someone an ice water then their check 10 minutes after they ask

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