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I am rich, so yes.
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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
After nearly 10 years, I finally purchased platinum. It has been a long time coming. I just never felt the need to search the forum or create polls. But now that not having platinum can lead to discrimination and hate crimes, I felt the need to assimilate. I encourage everyone to do the same.

First poor who has a XX:37 post timestamp in this thread gets platinum. Somebody will have to explain how I give another users platinum though.




Edit: This thread is a platinum safe-space. Please don't shame.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Aug 15, 2014

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

I am not a book posted:

Uhhh I very clearly won this competition was rigged

Post a junk email, poor. So I can email you a certificate.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Aug 15, 2014

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

I am not a book posted:

Uhhh I very clearly won this competition was rigged

Sorry, you poors all look the same. Post a junk email so I can deliver.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Ruby got Railed posted:

lol like i can afford multiple emails

buspass at gmail dot com please no stalking or killing

yeah he won but gently caress him, hes about to be even poorer

Sorry, but you got railed but check your email anyway.


@I am not a book

Post email itt so I can deliver.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Ruby got Railed posted:

now how the gently caress do i change this to 9,95$ of bitcoins so i can buy some crack

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/platinum.php

add plat to cart, apply certificate, and bitcoins will flow. crack will be delivered to your home by courier.

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

AE-35 Unit posted:

peace of mind friend

this is a blatant flaunting of plat privilege

Don't platinum shame. This is a platinum safe-space.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Aug 15, 2014

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