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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Games are on NFLN in this order:

Pats - Eagles, Chargers - Seahawks, then repeats of Titans - Saints and finally Lions - Raiders.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Brady is going to throw 5 passes and they'll play the most vanilla defense on the planet, so expect the Eagles to score a buttload of points

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



midwat posted:

When do you think Revis Island will emerge from the seas?

When they don't let an opponent score a single point in September.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I don't think so?

Anyway, hey, a double stacked line, they haven't done that in awhile.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh boy the first flag 40 seconds in.

Fucker called defense just so he'd get cheers before correcting himself.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Brady throwing to white dudes, offensive line looking decent so far.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I love quick throws to WR's when the DB is playing 10 yards off.

It's such a jerk play.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



haha, pick six because the Pats' receiver doesn't turn around at all.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



euphronius posted:

Lol the tablet has a hand strap

I really can't wait for someone to get super mad and spike one

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



PrinceRandom posted:

The pigmies are willy?

The only salvageable piece of this preseason announcing crew is one of the dudes from Onion's GOOMF does pregame reporting

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



StarcraftM posted:

Holy hell Edelman.

PI or not, that was baller as hell.

Yeah, that might've even been inbounds. That was a nice play for getting actual real PI.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Holy poo poo refs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Preseason superstar Kembrell Thompkins!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I must be blocking something, because they don't show up for me

But apparently Lowtax uploaded something today that gives platinum users a little silver box.

Also probably to make the soccer forums guys mad about losing their soccer balls.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lessail posted:

way more space for ads

During reviews they should have a dude in a Ronald McDonald costume explain what the ref is reviewing in the play.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



man, the Eagles offense is fast.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



StarcraftM posted:

Malcom Butler really wants to make the team over Patrick Chung

midwat posted:

Wow, JG already surpassed Mallett

The smallest hills to climb.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That was a sweet playfake.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ramadu posted:

Which game is the good game?

Uh, the Eagles haven't had a chance on offense yet, but the other game probably has more starters.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ramadu posted:

Uhhhhh what? The first is almost over? Hoooooow

Brady had a long drive with a pick six, then a long TD drive, then the Eagles had one play and fumbled.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



On one hand, I like having a good fullback.

On the other hand, I've spent the last 8 years denegrating fullbacks every chance I get.

This is hard guys.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dang Nink had a good series.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



midwat posted:

Tavon is so getting cut

Yeah, he's... well, there's nothing good to say.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



JIMMY FOOTBALL!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lost Season posted:

Isn't he a Rutgers guy? Or is he just an inexplicable 2nd day Belichick pick?


2nd round pick, one of the many inexplicably awful 2nd round picks in the secondary

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That is one really impressive list.

Pat Chung
Darius Butler
Tayvon Wilson
Darron Harmon
Terrence Wheatley

and that's what I remember off the top of my head

Ras I-Dowling

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hooray Brandon LaFell. I hope you are this year's LeGarrette Blount.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lost Season posted:

Who's ready for Mallett to be cut come September 1st?

I know I am.

Yes, and then he ends up on the Texans, and then he ends up starting week 9 after all hope is lost and Andre Johnson just flips off the sideline after he runs every route.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh man, Celek just got smacked.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, it's about half starters out there right now I think.

Probably because they and the Eagles offense didn't get to play the first quarter.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Booo, first injury stoppage in this game. The only unacceptable thing.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Haha, what.

Also, here's Celek getting hit really hard:

https://vine.co/v/M3BIvwlIKip

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I never freak out about anything in the preseason (other then injuries).

They're fake players running fake plays. It's like calling a hot pocket dinner.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

has anything cool happened?

Pats - Eagles has had a bunch of legit highlights. And like 20 penalties.

I think there've been 3 posts about the Saints - Titans game.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Starting other safety by default, default!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ryan Mallet's eyes spy the goal line and get huge.

Okay, he high-fived the revolutionary war cosplayer. He can move on now.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Of note: The Patriots and Eagles offensive backups are wayyyyy better then their defensive backups.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I know that wasn't Matt Barkley's fault, but I feel we should blame him anyway.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yay Brian Tyms

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