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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I just want everyone to know that I am a cannibal.

I am eating pulled pork for dinner.

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merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

CapitalistPig posted:

I just want everyone to know that I am a cannibal.

I am eating pulled pork for dinner.

Hey CapitalistPig, let me track you a question.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
How is your day going so far?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

merk posted:

Hey CapitalistPig, let me track you a question.

Lol you a shrewd breadcrumber but I may have solved your puzzle.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

merk posted:

How is your day going so far?

Fine, just another day at work. How about you?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
stop outting merks breadcrumb holy poo poo

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
doctor should just full claim now and protect merk

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I m doctor

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Of love

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Please don't protect me.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

JakeP posted:

doctor should just full claim now and protect merk

Wait a minute...

I think you're role fishing! And in my manual of mafia, that's described as a scum action!

##vote JakeP

Now to sit back and collect high fives.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

merk posted:

Please don't protect me.

good reverse psychology, thats why you are a top tier mafier

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Meinberg posted:

Wait a minute...

I think you're role fishing! And in my manual of mafia, that's described as a scum action!

##vote JakeP

Now to sit back and collect high fives.

It's a good thing they started teaching mafia in schools

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
didnt someone in the mafia discussion thread just say they played mafia in school like the other day?

the next crop of mafia players will come into our community with 18 years of hard experience under their belt, and will be masters of the best practices of scum hunting. I fear the day when mafia players better than me join this here community

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Opopanax posted:

It's a good thing they started teaching mafia in schools

It teaches people to cut right through the bullshit, yes it does. God bless America.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

I was thrilled when someone asked me to play Mafia at a party a few months back. Unfortunately, it turned out that their way of playing was to randomly vote players with no discussion in between. Somehow this was really exciting and not stupid in every way.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I hear if we all vote ecco, ecco will explode into a pile of candy.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also if I can not be night killed on the first night I would really appreciate that.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

I hear if we all vote ecco, ecco will explode into a pile of candy.

Yay! vote ecco

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
Maybe I should find a way to let my students play mafia :sparkles:

I can think of no constructive reason for this, however. It would probably just confuse them!

wv, why did you cop Meinberg OMG.

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!

Opopanax posted:

I actually am a vig. Should I kill TT for trying to step or what?

Yes he vig killed Keane in day 1 aladdin so he deserves swift retribution

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

yuming posted:

Maybe I should find a way to let my students play mafia :sparkles:


You should teach them to play like you.

Then have them play the friendliest game of mafia ever

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I wouldn't be able to play in that scenario because I would be sent to the principals office the first time I told one of the kids to go gently caress themselves

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Jamuraan posted:

Yes he vig killed Keane in day 1 aladdin so he deserves swift retribution

The cycle of violence must end.

END AFTER TT DIES AGAIN.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Hello, I am the comod of this game, please remember to unvote every time you change your vote, and if you make my job easy I'll remember when I get to day 3 and I'm out of the trial period and Ecco has to give me health insurance and rights.*

*no favoritism express or implied.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
nobody likes comods, eat poo poo

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Ixtlilton posted:

Hello, I am the comod of this game, please remember to unvote every time you change your vote, and if you make my job easy I'll remember when I get to day 3 and I'm out of the trial period and Ecco has to give me health insurance and rights.*

*no favoritism express or implied.
Your job as comod is to passive aggressively remind people every time they forget to unvote before revoting.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
...but then put up an unmodified votefinder anyway with really strong implications that you sighed while doing it.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

merk posted:

...but then put up an unmodified votefinder anyway with really strong implications that you sighed while doing it.

I don't sigh, I have never once sighed.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

I don't sigh, I have never once sighed.

Sighing is for all the people around ecco.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

CCKeane posted:

Sighing is for all the people around ecco.

lol

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
why is meinberg still alive

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
vig him or get off the pot

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


EccoRaven posted:

I don't sigh, I have never once sighed.

It's more of a swoon with a back of the hand to the forehead, followed by vigorous fanning

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Oh my, I just caught a case of the vapors

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Opopanax posted:

It's more of a swoon with a back of the hand to the forehead, followed by vigorous fanning

Post of the thread.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
So here I am,
Confirming at long last.
Untold secrets
Many jokes told.

How can we expect to play
Under these conditions?
No time for jests
Time for action
Everyone vote
Rarity.

Ponies are scum
Rarity is the name of one
Obviously:

##vote rarity

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


##vote CE There's no Pro in Scumhunter. Obvious forgery

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Crazyeyes posted:

So here I am,
Confirming at long last.
Untold secrets
Many jokes told.

How can we expect to play
Under these conditions?
No time for jests
Time for action
Everyone vote
Rarity.

Ponies are scum
Rarity is the name of one
Obviously:

##vote rarity

this poem sucks

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I am constitutionally forbidden to vote anybody who does the scumhunter breadcrumb, aka the best moment in SA mafia history.

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