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Who is leaving Summerslam as WWE Champion?
John Cena
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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


BigRed0427 posted:

:gonk: I took my first suplex last night, I can't imagine doing that on the floor.

Oh god, I'm dreading suplexes; I just learned bumps last week and I'm still sore.

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DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
When Cesaro does poo poo like that it makes me wonder why the gently caress is WWE not capitalizing on this amazingly talented guy but then I guess I can say that for pretty much everyone who isn't John Cena.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Wrestlers are incredibly tough dudes. I hit my knee or leg lightly on something and I'm doubled over for a few minutes, meanwhile dudes are falling 10-15 feet on a regular basis onto very thin padding outside the ring.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I thought I heard Seattle was considered not that good a territory for wrestling but maybe it's recovered.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Renaissance Spam posted:

Oh god, I'm dreading suplexes; I just learned bumps last week and I'm still sore.

I'm still working on bumps. I still either catch myself on my elbows or land on my butt first. Theres a lot I need to work on :smith:

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Oh so Syfy is doing a zombie show too now? Good luck with that I guess.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

NowonSA posted:

Wrestlers are incredibly tough dudes. I hit my knee or leg lightly on something and I'm doubled over for a few minutes, meanwhile dudes are falling 10-15 feet on a regular basis onto very thin padding outside the ring.

The first and most vital part of wrestling training is how to fall safely. I can't imagine how you learn that or how long it takes on average.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That DDT, Jesus Christ

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
AHH that DDT looked like death! Just a huge rear end BOOM sound when they hit the ring, never heard that before.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He turned the Rebound Lariat into a lariat of his own!

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Ha, tornado DDT countered into swiss death, so great.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


BigRed0427 posted:

I'm still working on bumps. I still either catch myself on my elbows or land on my butt first. Theres a lot I need to work on :smith:

I'm having a ton of trouble with flat bumps (I freak out and land on my lower back) but after spiking my head during an armdrag I think I've got the hang of actual takedown bumps.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Beautiful punch there. Cesaro hasn't let the depush slow him down.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Was...that...a...burning...hammer?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seattle rules

crackage
Sep 20, 2004

by Ralp
was that a fuckin death valley driver

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Dirty Deeds out of nowhere!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Hah, Cole got screamed at to call the finisher properly.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Kinda wish these two were in a program because I would like to see that again.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ok, a lumberjack match makes sense now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, he's so surly about those sneak attacks

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Seth sold out like Twitch.tv

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
D-Generation X-position

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigRed0427 posted:

Ok, a lumberjack match makes sense now.

To be fair, this was exactly the reason that Ambrose gave for choosing the match!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Seth was never Dean's friend? :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That was just mean, Seth :smith:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Never my brother. That hurts man.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I'm looking forward to the Authority having bribed some of the lumberjacks, or for Kane to be one of the lumberjacks and have him intimidate the other guys into not touching Rollins.

crackage
Sep 20, 2004

by Ralp

crackage posted:

was that a fuckin death valley driver

i need an answer to this

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Renaissance Spam posted:

Seth was never Dean's friend? :smith:

...or his brother

In fact, many of those fistbumps were insincere!:cry:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That was cold Seth. :(

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Good god, Ziggler is looking more and more like Curt Henning.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

crackage posted:

i need an answer to this

I don't know, kind of? I think it was probably a Tiger Driver. Certainly a Driver of some kind, maybe?

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


jscolon2.0 posted:

...or his brother

In fact, many of those fistbumps were insincere!:cry:

This is actually triggering a little, reminding me of third grade.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

BigRed0427 posted:

Good god, Ziggler is looking more and more like Curt Henning.

He and Axel are going to have a storyline about who the real son of Mr. Perfect is.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Thank you and ciao!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SLATER GATOR!

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Haha, Alvarez is right again, the crowd is so happy they'll get to see Miz punched some more by Reigns!

SLATOR GATOR.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Titus exists!

Darren Young still MIA. :smith:

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Will Slater's winning streak extend to his new best friend?

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