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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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...would you cuck Hitler?

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ProfessorMurder posted:

why do goons keep using the word cuck? it is so stupid.

Nazi spotted.

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Kelfeftaf posted:

*Hitler finds out and has the SS torture you in the most horrific way possible* Probably not the best idea.

Sure, Hitler finds out, that is part of the overall Allied Cucking strategy.

The Agent leaves photos of the deed where Hitler will find them, then escapes at the last second via the time machine.

What you think we'd just leave the Hero Who Cucked Hitler behind like a bunch of Nazis?

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ProfessorMurder posted:

Who is the Hero and when is he from?

You already know, in your heart: :911:

Played by Brad Pitt in the eventual movie based on a true story.

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THS posted:

im gay, but yes, because cucking hitler would be one of those novelty fucks you cant turn down

You'd probably get a pretty sweet medal out of it too.

"Yeah, there's my basic marksmen badge, combat parachute medal, Purple Heart, Silver Cuck Star with gold oak cluster for cucking Hitler, and this one for time served."

*Men are impressed, ladies swoon*

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Morkyz posted:

If I could go back in time I'd ask the jews dying in the holocaust if they were vegan, and if they said no I'd refuse to save them since they didn't care about animal suffering that was so much worse than theirs.

This is why you are not in the NATO time travel program.

Only the most mentally stable, physically fit, rigorously tested individuals are sent back in time to cuck the enemies of the free world.

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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

No.




I would cuck Eva.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Brass balls on this guy.

We tried that back in 96 though, agent succeeded in cucking Eva, but fell hard for Hitler. With knowledge of the future the Nazi's won the war. Took forever to clean up that mess.

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ProfessorMurder posted:

i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process?

Not much challenge there, but none the less, the waiting line is pretty long for him.

Have you considered Mao?

or if you have your heart set on a president, Taft has no wait.

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ProfessorMurder posted:

Mao Tse-tongue? I'll take it.

Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one.

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Robo Reagan posted:

it's like how when a five year old learns a new word and they don't stop saying it for awhile

Cesar Cedeno
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I bet Hitler got up to some kinky poo poo.

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dontcareaboutname posted:

all we would have to do is cough on some nazi's to end the war.

Alternate plan, go back in time and give Hitler Ebola.

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