Fun with Blasphemy! Use words to show your lack of respect for the divine!

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Fun with Blasphemy! Use words to show your lack of respect for the divine!

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Christ on a ten speed bike.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 13:16

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:12

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Troll Bridgington posted:

You give Jesus a handful of skittles
The skittles fall through his hand holes
Jesus sad

it was more in the wrists really...

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 13:18

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Troll Bridgington posted:

Yeah but...

you say thats when you say, "Yeah thats what jesus said when he was giving me a dead gay handjob."

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 13:20

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

so what happened betwen you and this jesus character

was late delivering his jimmy johns.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 13:21

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Jesus and I just don't see eye to eye on some stuff and gently caress his mother in any event.

Edit, you see the poo poo he pulls on me just to be a dick?

Yep god gonna god.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 14:18

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