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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I GISed "poor goon" and found this picture of somebody drinking BOXED wine

:lol:

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joxxuh
May 20, 2011

SeXReX posted:

someone offered me plat for making some gifs once but I turned it down because getting paid 10 dollars for 10 minutes of work sounded like some kind of extortion.



what a fool I was.

that's $60 an hour m8 what are you a billionaire

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

brit dude making fun of non plat with fake quote can't even spell victual

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


The nil-plats are gonna cut you man.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Palpek posted:

non plat trying to own a plat:



also this

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
man i cant even imagine how it'd be like, being poor like that.

makes u think

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

nomadologique posted:

brit dude making fun of non plat with fake quote can't even spell victual

shutup pleb it was a direct cut and paste from 'squat the planet' forums, probably from the same non plat for all we know or care

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly0P4WKKcYM

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

shutup pleb it was a direct cut and paste from 'squat the planet' forums, probably from the same non plat for all we know or care

What language is this, what are you even saying!?

These plat posters are going mad we should kill them now before things get out of hand.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Gypsum Fantastic posted:



theyre funny because theyre poor post non plat goon gifs itt

no this is non-platinum-goon.gif

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
The streets of gbs are going to be a bloodbath once our secret plan goes through.

Well, it would be a secret if we could pm each other

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
cant wait for mods to get bored of this gimmick and mass ban all platposters.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


can't wait for platinum+ where i can just ignore non plat posts with a single button

make it expensive too

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
non-plat goons, meet your king

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Palpek posted:

can't wait for platinum+ where i can just ignore non plat posts with a single button

make it expensive too

Ah thats thr good poo poo

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

joxxuh posted:

that's $60 an hour m8 what are you a billionaire

No I just have really low self worth.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



this is all very rude and offensive

I will not be intimidated

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!
I don't think there enough threads about the little plat logo that does nothing.

We need at least 4 more.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I don't think there enough threads about the little plat logo that does nothing.

We need at least 4 more.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
If you mouse-hover over it, it says "Platinum User".

Such class.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Palpek posted:

can't wait for platinum+ where i can just ignore non plat posts with a single button

make it expensive too

wow uses ignore and makes posts like this

Palpek posted:

mmm yes another thread to show off how much gbs doesn't care, have the relevant isis beheading videos been already posted for the lulz?

plat users might as well join the other carebears in exodus in byob and pyf

lmbo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
invest in precious metals

buy gold

$$$

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

ethanol posted:

this is all very rude and offensive

I will not be intimidated

This is now a 'post in' we will post until we are served.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I don't think there enough threads about the little plat logo that does nothing.

We need at least 4 more.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

rezatahs posted:

wow uses ignore and makes posts like this


plat users might as well join the other carebears in exodus in byob and pyf

lmbo

New plat name, carebears

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I had thought about plat a couple times, but now that you get a gay little icon I'm never upgrading out of spite.

Does this stratagem explain your virginity as well?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Does this stratagem explain your virginity as well?

...N..No

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Pics of non-plat goon's home, after cleaning it up







Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

ethanol posted:

this is all very rude and offensive

I will not be intimidated

alright alright! we'll redress the balance with some platinum goon gifs feel free to mock our devilishly good looks or oversized yachts or whatever





Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


rezatahs posted:

plat users might as well join the other carebears in exodus in byob and pyf

lmbo
rofl a non plat comes into a thread to furiously defend its kind using a meme, ownage straight from the garbage land

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
depiction of a typical platinum user

imposing, patriotic, willing to defend what is his

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Palpek posted:

rofl a non plat comes into a thread to furiously defend its kind using a meme, ownage straight from the garbage land

sorry bro but you actually shed internet tears in a thread and have an extensive collection of gifs on standby

you're a 1.0 that's barely holding his own in the raging torrent that is neo-gibbis

naem
May 29, 2011

Do search or archives even work though

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

naem posted:

Do search or archives even work though

Honestly, barely use them. Most what I do with plat is browsing the plat-only subforums

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

naem posted:

Do search or archives even work though

I don't even use them and truth be told I have PM's turned off too. I guess some of us are just happy to give a little bit of green for the privilege of being a better person.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Police Automaton posted:

Honestly, barely use them. Most what I do with plat is browsing the plat-only subforums

shhhhh

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've been honestly shocked that this many posters have plat.
I mean, not "holy poo poo I fell out of my chair screaming" shocked, but Spock-eyebrow levels of shock.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


rezatahs posted:

sorry bro but you actually shed internet tears in a thread and have an extensive collection of gifs on standby

you're a 1.0 that's barely holding his own in the raging torrent that is neo-gibbis
and you're the raging torrent? baby is this post even an attempt at a burn or is your posting as flaccid by nature?

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Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax

Palpek posted:

rofl a non plat comes into a thread to furiously defend its kind using a meme, ownage straight from the garbage land

you seem upset

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