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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

im pooping! posted:

i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

How about seltzer water? It's got bubbles!

There's also plenty of 0 calories, fizzy drinks out there that are sugar free.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
lol drinking for flavor.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I like drinking during the day WAY more. For several reasons:

1. You're more likely to actually be productive, while drinking. For example, mowing the lawn, while drinking.
2. Since you're drinking all day, you're far more likely to go to bed at a reasonable hour.
3. Beach, BBQ, boating, etc, these are all day drinking activities. All are awesome.

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