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The Lieberal Secularist jihad has set its sights yet again on the governor of Texas, God's State. Please stand with Our Governor in his time of trial.

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Baracula posted:

remember when he used to play cowboys? Lol

he's governor of texas, he does that poo poo for a living

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Kelfeftaf posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull



This should be done to Rick Perry.

But my prayers go out to him.

I think we get enough brazen bull from Obummer, amirite??

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The Taint Reaper posted:

What does Katey perry think about this situation?

"Glitter! Do you like my tits?"

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R-Type posted:

I don't like a lot about what Slicky Ricky has done during his reign, but he's 100000000x a better Governor than Wendy Pathological Liar Davis.

better a poo poo than a slit right?

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Benedick Cuckold posted:

I agree with slurin. It just doesn't seem plausible for a guy who was in office for 14 years to just accidentally commit a blatant felony towards the very end of his time in office. I mean, sure, what he's accused of doing is clearly against the law, and Perry did admit in specific detail to doing exactly what he's accused of....but it just doesn't pass the "sniff test", to borrow a phrase from another poster. I suspect shenanigans. Perry was set up somehow. I'm not going to go as far as to suggest a plot involving mind control or something insane like that, but I do think there's a good chance Obama abused the powers of the presidency to either threaten, coerce, or surreptitiously maneuver Perry into the position he's found himself in now. I'm not saying Perry did no wrong, of course; he clearly has skeletons in his closet which Obama must have taken advantage of. I've voted for both Republicans and Democrats in the past, so I think I have a sort of unique perspective where I can see both sides of the issue here.

lol

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Nathilus posted:

I hope he dies in whatever golf course prison they send him to. He defunded education and what's left of our state psychiatric institutions. Seriously, what the gently caress. We should rez Hunter S Thompson so he can write a scathing obituary.

kinky friedman's still alive, and i'm sure he'd still be happy to take over for him

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Bull Runner posted:

I'm a liberal, and confag is one of the stupidest words I've heard. Almost as dumb as whatever comes out of conservative mouths.

worse than rethuglican?

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heh :smuggo:

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