2014 Drunk Thread 2: ~~seductively spreads her butt-cheeks~~~

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

2014 drunk thread 1 never forget :911:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 02:20

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2025 15:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

thread is gay
n4i is gay
cole is mega gay
rip whip

qtiyd

All true, if they burn down GiP it's a hate crime

Which is cool, so I'm torn :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 02:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 14:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

who dis chick

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 21:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Fucitol posted:

how is a basketball hoop a liability?

too many rowdy pick up games?

He's afraid it'll attract more blacks to his neighborhood.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 22:54

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

So you've got random neighbor kids ballin in your front yard? There's no park or something they could go to?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 23:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

hahhahahhahahahaj

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 23:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVy5yOs0NSA

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 00:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I for one want to thank Fuzzy Dunlop for his contribution.

ps, work browsing on my phone like a pro gently caress nws tags & gently caress my IT dept too.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Simpsons marathon on fxx started this morning, turns out 8yo me had pretty bad tastes & these "classic" episodes were actually poo poo all along

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 23:38

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

it never stops :eyepop:

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 02:39

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Henry Rollins did nothing wrong

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 03:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Snowdens Secret posted:

Let us never say this in the drunk thread ever again

srsly I was worried they'd shut down or something

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 22:38

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mustang posted:

In Robin Moore's book The Green Berets there's a part about a SF officer in some remote tribal village in Laos or something by himself training them and how he wouldn't be accepted by the locals unless he married one of their women. They offered to have him marry the chick with the biggest tits in the village because I guess even third world tribal people know how much Americans love titties

Doesn't everyone love titties? Seems like the one thing we could all agree on, even gay dudes gotta appreciate a good pair of titties right?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 00:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Or they pester you to feel them. Ugh, go away

hey gently caress u guy

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 03:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 01:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Stultus Maximus posted:

All that and no tits?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 22:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I feel like I indirectly contributed to that

I feel like we all did

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 01:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

No ice, 1/10 would not cure als

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 21:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i would work for this man

Holy gently caress I happened to catch this over the weekend on fxx and was delighted to learn hank scorpio was voiced by albert brooks :buddy:

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 01:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

zombie303 posted:

Test

A+

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 02:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Did you know I'm utterly insane?

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 02:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Second funniest.

http://xhamster.com/movies/45363/she_loves_cream_of_wheat.html

If anyone wants to gif the dudes face from like 1:00-1:04 I may finally change this frog avatar.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 17:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Is that red dot attached with chewing gum mcgyver style or something?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 00:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

You could always jerk off :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 03:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dead Reckoning posted:

I knew as soon as I saw her that she was a woman willing to put anything in her mouth.

Probably other orifices too.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 13:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mad Dragon posted:

blue meth death breath

A good name change option

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 01:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

http://i.minus.com/iKwRKnj046Qkx.jpg

http://i.minus.com/irLRDDlsHEwEu.jpg

Topless Pam and they didn't feature the back tattoo? I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 02:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

whip's on the ~~people reading~~ users browsing list.

stop hiding whip, the shadows can't hide the smell of your bacon fat sizzling under the holiday weekend sun.

"gently caress this noise, I'm out :mad:

"

(Lurks obsessively :f5:

)

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 04:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ate at the Ikea in Houston last month, it was p good and also free if you spend +$100 on cheap mass produced disposable furniture :yum:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 17:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Aaaaand now you're at 667

Good job.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 21:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Carteret posted:

This page needs more tits.

Some rear end in a top hat on 4chan has delivered:
For your viewing pleasure.

Thank you some rear end in a top hat on 4chan!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 01:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i dont have a twitter cuz im a bitter old misanthrope now get the gently caress off my lawn

Same but I didn't know women were sending out nudes on twitter, I thought that was what tumblr was for :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 02:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

#nudes4jews

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 02:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

this was just announced by the guy who makes tekken for PS4 in japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlnUYt8DyBk

why did we only nuke them twice

No, see they do these things because we nuke we nuked them.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 13:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Sjurygg posted:

are you saying...it was wrong to nuke japan!?

No, but now we have to live with the hilarious consequences.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 13:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Should I get the giant fuckoff iphone when it comes out, or just the mildly larger one? I have the 5 now and already feel like the screen is p big. I don't wanna have difficulty getting it in my hipster jeans.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 19:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

Never noticed but that skeleton at the end was creepin on those playground kids through the fence huh :aatrek:

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 21:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Victor Vermis posted:

Gonna fix that rite meow.

I'm sorry, are you saying meow?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 12:32

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2025 15:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Comedy sequels are always terrible. I can't think of any that were even on par with the original, maybe ghostbusters 2?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 15:39

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