2014 Drunk Thread 2: ~~seductively spreads her butt-cheeks~~~

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KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

ded posted:

the only good thing to come out of the true blood finale

So what song was he jamming out to? This is important.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 22:39

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# ¿ Mar 20, 2025 09:55

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

I get regular colon cleansings by being too drunk to remember the Kebab place across the street from my bar has a California health grade C (maybe B). I'll take sketchy lamb over expensive rear end hippy herbal teas.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 01:48

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

What the gently caress ever. If your telling your internet VFW that you are done, then you're probably done. Go from ex girl to the next girl.

E/N: might have to follow you down that road, post your blue squares trip report.

^^^^^^
Chicks actually have to put effort sorting. Dudes can't message the chick until she swipes right on his mug. Dudes got it easy in that they just swipe right on everything under 300lbs and wait for the sweet ego boosting vibration of a thumbs up notification.

KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Sep 2, 2014

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 20:54

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

zombie303 posted:

Stop making me feel old.

I've been hanging around the vet bar on my block. Not a real VFW, but close enough because they only charge 3$ for beer and open at 10 am. Vietnam vets drinking their pension and disability away. It was like looking at a future mirror.

Internet forums are our coffee shops and cell phones are our lawn chairs.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 21:11

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

ElMaligno posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20E1J0jQqmk
I still would put my head between her legs.

It's a better way to go than suck starting a 9mm.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 18:09

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

The military has cursed me with an appreciation of slutty chubby chicks. It'll never go away, much like my nightmares of police calls and my bloodlust.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 22:25

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

So, I followed the vet advice and grew out my beard and smoked a bowl. Last time I smoked was 8 years ago. My dealer must have given me oregano back then. poo poo just made horny and hungry for pizza. Imagine that, a 16 year old who wants to eat.

Anyways this california medicinal poo poo. Wait... I want to go somewhere with this story.

Space weed > highschool weed.

Oh yeah, how the gently caress do you regular civ rear end potheads function? I can't imagine getting Shim high and doing anything other than grow a nose.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 11:12

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

Thank you for the good words shim.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 18:24

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

Is she the kind of person that expects everyone at the table to eat vegan along with her? If so I get you, but 1) gently caress that 2) gently caress that.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 17:35

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

Last night was a payday and I didn't have class till 3 so I went out and got drunk. Found a new best friend for the night and got blazed as well. My girlfriend woke me up and said I sent a text at 1am saying

"Hey Honey, wake me up before you go to work. Something important to tell you. If I don't know what I'm talking about tell me to check the note in my pocket."

So I did. In my pocket was a folded piece of printer paper saying

"Present [KirbyKhan] AKA future Kirbykhan,

I got scared the napkin would tear up in my pocket so I put it in my wallet for safe keeping.

Your buddy,
Present Kirbykhan, AKA Past Kirbykhan"

Uh... OK. If it was important better check. I found a napkin and it said.

"Present KirbyKhan, AKA more future KirbyKhan,

I went out to get cigs and was scared that if I got robbed then I would lose the info. I put it in the freezer for safe keeping.

Always looking out for you,
Present Kirbykhan AKA less past Kirbykhan"

This was getting dumb.

"Present Kirbykhan AKA annoyed Kirbykhan,

Ask her to get milk on the way back home... Jkjkjk. Some dude at the bar is looking for a writer. Here's his contact info and the whole situation. Probably won't turn into something but better than nothing. Give info to girlfriend and have her send out her samples.

Your True love,
Kirbykhan"

God drat california space weed fucks me up.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 22:49

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

There are like 8 different ways to see a dong in that route map. It is a work of art.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 03:56

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

Go watch John Wick if you love dogs.

QTIFYD

# ¿ Nov 2, 2014 19:25

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

Victor Vermis posted:

Wood.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 08:16

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

I do wonder sometimes how shim gets shim high and be able to function enough to get his hands on a keyboard. I've been trying to get used to the california space weed since I got out 3 months ago. They all end up with me on my bed thinking about thinking. The idea of getting up to my keyboard is far outside my capabilities it sickens me.

How does he/y'all do it?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 03:00

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# ¿ Mar 20, 2025 09:55

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.; Soiled Meat

Serious answer: ask them if they have a friend in the area to send the keys to. Never put money on something you can see and pick up.

Joke answer, ask if they can send their keys to their Nigerian prince friend.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 21:33

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