MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Want to probate for reminding me the Wing Commander movie is a thing that exists in this world...

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Genocide Tendency posted:

I haven't had a drink in 11 years.

And since we are talking about dreams. I have one where we restart the Final Solution and test agents for the gas chambers on D&Ders.

Oh hey.. That one didn't kill them. Cause chemical burns and disfigured them. But not death. Ok. Up the dose and try again.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I already do that. See I'm just as happy as a drunk because all my education and health costs are comped, I get amazing loans on my properties and cars thanks to a military affiliated bank, I have a pretty great job that pays well and when I do drink, it's poo poo that runs over $140 a bottle because life really is that easy if you're willing to sell some time to the gub'ment, manage your finances, and go outside and do something that isn't echoing hashtags off twitter on to poster-board because you're so loving dumb you paid six-loving-figures for a gender studies degree but still trying to find a way to make monthly those payments on your iPhone's data plan.

See man, that's the thing. Most of us aren't as hosed up as people like to portray, we're pretty normal guys who went out, sold a chunk of our youth and reaped dividends in to our middle age. We've actually been given a level of freedom that so many will never truly understand. We spent years being told where to be, how to dress, what to eat and when to poo poo, but that's no worse than signing away literally half a decades worth of income to pay someone back for a sheet of paper, hell, we were all making money while we slaved away. It's not that we're any smarter than you guys were/are, it's that we saw a bigger picture and realized human nature isn't about crying for some idiot who got themselves shot by the cops on an internet forum, it's about making sure your existence continues in a way you can actually find happiness and comfort.


And the guys who end up with some issues after the military, most of those guys had those issues coming in, its just now they have a support system that can actually help them without bankrupting them, people who want to see them get better for no other reason than they think you're a good loving dude and think you deserve the happiness you've earned (shim, AB, GT, love you guys).

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm going to make 4 grand this week selling tacos.

Click Beelay posted:

Been at a cousin's unveiling all weekend, it's a Maori thing that's held one year after a funeral where a quilt is taken off the tombstone, very much a celebration of the dude's life. So much food and alcohol. You guys seem to enjoy hakas so here's ours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXZhRCL8SU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNwHBr5La2A

Sorry about the quality.

SPACE HOMOS posted:

http://i.imgur.com/6GVRX.gif

dendy crew posted:

dang. i sure love these hot sexboobs. lets get very drunk and post about maintaining peace and order in methods that are not safe for us to question openly. thats what would get these ladies hot. hachi machi.

Victor Vermis posted:

I'm going to be super pissed if the gun collection squads get tasked out to the National Guard. I was really banking on lucrative jackboot opportunities in the next few years to fall back on if when I'm unable to find a job that pays more than $10/hour.

Between suppressing and disarming the unconfederated states of middle Redneckia AND the White guilt populist front I'll be able to coast into retirement with the respectable kill count that the Marine Corps originally promised me.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

activeduty.com
not work safe obviously

Porn companies used to pick up dudes at SOI on Pendleton to do solo scenes.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

that fuckin owns

Christoff posted:

Was talking to a JAG at TRS about some dude and his buddies that got flown back from deployment for an admin sep because it was found they did some gay orgy on some Military porn website idk. I guess it's not really illegal unless you advertise that you're a Marine.


I already told my tickle porn story maybe I'll dig it up again

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I think the dude in my company did it for free as like a casting thing or something. This is all second hand from my driver(who did not jack off on camera).

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I'm pretty sure everyone beats off a lot in SOI.

dendy crew posted:

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I have never in my life played any variant of diablo and I don't intend to start now.

for some that may seem criminal, but keep in mind, I never got past warcraft 2 either.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

If anyone pulls that poo poo with me they can piss right off. I've done enough.

joat mon posted:

How about some NSFW tags, knucklehead?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what kind of idiot browses the drunk thread at work?

ElMaligno posted:

Welcome to the world of 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R2Gr2NFjcM

dendy crew posted:

http://cos.h-cdn.co/14/34/768x973/nrm_1408721256-newsdog_caricature_plastic_surgery_preview10.jpg

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

this sucks you suck

ded posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCTUbwWfCY

ded posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rouaDXgOkLs&t=77s

Fart Sandwiches posted:

ded posted:

“I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,” said Rina Serina

Snowdens Secret posted:

I wish I had more hands


So I could give those titties four thumbs down

zombie303 posted:

so what are the hitler ones for? I just thought it looked cool lol.

Obama Africanus posted:

Mike-o posted:

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

the poo poo i could tell you about task force 409

ded posted:

I saw the full face of the menstrual Hecate, four and forty virgins make the form of the gate
is it the key inside me, it is the glyph of the vision, to have a good within
under the name of legion

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Snowdens Secret posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3660589

Shame we missed this one

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

guys who punch and get punched by cops

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I want to see the VA ppt this came from:




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