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So did GB ask to close the last one because it was hurting his fyad cred or what?
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 04:37 |
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2025 02:25 |
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Sir Lucius posted:I think that's starship troopers It is. N4I's hatred of Chris Roberts is THAT strong
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 14:13 |
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dendy crew posted:i dream of a world where gip has no drunk thread and its posters must face the day, sober I already do that. See I'm just as happy as a drunk because all my education and health costs are comped, I get amazing loans on my properties and cars thanks to a military affiliated bank, I have a pretty great job that pays well and when I do drink, it's poo poo that runs over $140 a bottle because life really is that easy if you're willing to sell some time to the gub'ment, manage your finances, and go outside and do something that isn't echoing hashtags off twitter on to poster-board because you're so loving dumb you paid six-loving-figures for a gender studies degree but still trying to find a way to make monthly those payments on your iPhone's data plan. See man, that's the thing. Most of us aren't as hosed up as people like to portray, we're pretty normal guys who went out, sold a chunk of our youth and reaped dividends in to our middle age. We've actually been given a level of freedom that so many will never truly understand. We spent years being told where to be, how to dress, what to eat and when to poo poo, but that's no worse than signing away literally half a decades worth of income to pay someone back for a sheet of paper, hell, we were all making money while we slaved away. It's not that we're any smarter than you guys were/are, it's that we saw a bigger picture and realized human nature isn't about crying for some idiot who got themselves shot by the cops on an internet forum, it's about making sure your existence continues in a way you can actually find happiness and comfort. And the guys who end up with some issues after the military, most of those guys had those issues coming in, its just now they have a support system that can actually help them without bankrupting them, people who want to see them get better for no other reason than they think you're a good loving dude and think you deserve the happiness you've earned (shim, AB, GT, love you guys).
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 14:57 |
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http://mustangsdaily.com/blog/2014/07/14/ford-to-build-and-auction-off-f-35-themed-2015-mustang-for-eaa-airventure/ Grover-Mobile Also, fun, work related story: On Sunday a repo working friend of mine called me to get some assistance figuring out where a car he was supposed to be collecting was, since the person who bought it didn't live where they listed on the loan paperwork. He gives me her name and I recognize it right off the bat. It's my landscaper's wife. So I just gave him my landscaper's address off his business card. He picked up the car this morning after she got home from dropping her kids off at school. I will use the $200 I've just been paid to cover the next 3 months of getting my weeds pulled and hedges trimmed. I am pretty much an 80's movie bad guy at this point. Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Aug 18, 2014 |
# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 17:36 |
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Man, beef jerky is freakishly expensive these days. Truckers must be making bank
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 15:53 |
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raspy trashfucker posted:you gave up one part of your humanity to better understand another. you visited hell and came back. there is no horror left in this world that can appall you. also, the guy who had drew toothpaste say "orb tane dad" over a hot tokyo beat is making you flash red like a video game enemy The only part of that little rant that wasn't lifted from a JNCO wearing kid's community college level philosophy class was a metaphor about videogames.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 16:29 |
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Helldump Immunity. posted:Jus wanna hear a dead GI knock knock joke now Knock knock
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 17:03 |
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Helldump Immunity. posted:Who's there???? The US State Dept. You may want to have a seat, we have some very bad news about your EVE fleet admiral
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 17:06 |
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I turned a healthy profit going to college
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 17:22 |
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raspy trashfucker posted:i have no income and don't pay taxes Buy a used v6 Mustang and you can be an honorary E3
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 17:27 |
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zombie303 posted:Because people like me get them, and I am a terrible person. Counterpoint: All people are terrible, we're just better at it
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 17:43 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:can they sonic boom that poo poo to break it down? Depends on the size and type of stone. Some have a tendency to shatter and turn in to a dozen jagged crystals that gently caress up your ureter a lot worse than a 5mm stone by itself ever could
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 05:43 |
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So doing background checks for a business outside of town today I found out one of their new hires that was claiming to be a disabled vet is in fact a disabled (fat) former Walmart employee who had veteran plates on his car because it's owned by his dad.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:00 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah that's not legal in the least bit. I hope his rear end gets shitcanned with a vengeance. Yeah, he's getting fired. From being a shift worker at a gas station for lying on his resume. If thats not the lowest thing you can think of, I dunno what is
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:05 |
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Obama Africanus posted:Who background checks a gas station employee? Did Howard Hughes acquire QuickTrip? tuluk posted:credit card theft man. Yep, the guys who own the little franchises are on point with their poo poo these days. Especially in Arizona where we have financial penalties on the employers for any identity theft related poo poo their employees may do at work.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 16:55 |
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dendy crew posted:please do not be mean to trans people especially those skilled with a lasso Are those the ones who hang themselves after dad cuts off their trust fund?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 15:28 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Why do you get so upset at stupid poo poo on the internet? There is nothing sacred in the world. Everything is loving stupid and deserves some level of derision. I've never seen a defense of cognitive dissonance before, but agree with it
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 20:14 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:bored at work, and found out that someone is remastering all the old Fenslerfilm GI Joe PSAs N4I isn't that guy. But as a consolation prize, that guy certainly knows what N4I's member tastes like
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 02:42 |
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True Blood was for sad professional women/housewives who post about wine and spa days on Facebook. So pretty much what the Twilight crowd hopes to be if they marry well.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 18:03 |
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:loving piece of poo poo albuquerque residents
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 14:14 |
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ManMythLegend posted:My wife's car is a Versa. It's actually not a bad little car. Cheap, fun to drive, low maintenance, good gas mileage, and reliable. Like if you want a penis replacement car, it's not for you. However, if you're secure in your manhood, and want a sensible car, it's not bad choice. They under steer and torque steer pretty bad. The transmission isn't very reliable and the front tires come out of alignment if it even looks at a pot hole. Gas mileage is decent, but not as good as Hyundai's or Toyota's that are dominating it. The resale value is garbage, but the MSRP is really pretty reasonable and the warranty isn't too bad either. All in all, if you're buying a Nissan that isn't RWD, you should probably be buying a Hyundai, Mazda or Toyota instead. Infinitis are pretty badass, though
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 13:44 |
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"And on the 6th day, God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle, so man could fight the dinosaur - and the transexual. Amen"
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 15:54 |
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Mike-o posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658972 This is pretty entertaining big duck equals goose posted:*Mounts fat lady with micro penis hard and ready*
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 18:11 |
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:I have some of those people in my extended family, and it's that mixed with being super, super loving sheltered. Yeah, but sometimes it's from just having a lovely adult life. One of the filthiest sluts I know has a massive Disney collection in her studio apartment and a sleeve tattoo of Disney princes which cover up all her cutting scars
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 18:27 |
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Mike-o posted:at least it wasn't so weird before all the sjws and feminists invaded to parade their idiocy instead of, ya know, liking and paying video games Petition to replace all SJW posts in games with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 19:34 |
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SPeaking of video games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 20:02 |
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shyduck posted:this simpsons marathon is just sad now Yeah, now it's one from "whimsical reminders of a happier time" to "watching grampa scrawl KILL ME while puffing on his respirator"
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 22:46 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:dogge thread got unstickied
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 16:09 |
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dendy crew posted:cuck is the new grey forums joke because it is the new way to suggest someone is dominated sexually in contrast to their expected rights as a human Up next: "Dendy"
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 17:48 |
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loving Nerd-rock
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 18:48 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:If you put Ikea furnature together like an adult (ie: using actual tools) it's pretty sturdy and will last quite a long time. If you buy furniture like an adult you don't even have to put it together, though
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 19:57 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:And it gets delivered! Seriously, unless there's an Ikea within 15 minutes of your house, there's no good reason to buy that poo poo. You can get pretty similar prices at most furniture stores on much better poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 20:38 |
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Christoff posted:I like actual pickles on hot dogs (and pretty much everything) but I'm weird Chicago Dogs and Sonora Dogs are loving legit
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 20:51 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Athens and Oxford are probably the only places where a random distribution of nude selfies would yield some quality gash. These people and Floridians decide the course democracy in our country
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 03:33 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Well, we took one of the more badass warrior societies in modern history and completely emasculated it into some weird anime pedo state. poo poo kept my great uncle from having to do urban warfare in Tokyo. Nuking was the right call
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 14:19 |
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Bolow posted:Pretty much this. They were gonna turn out to be creepy cartoon fuckers anyway. Also hilarious that the legendary IJA was only effective against unarmed civilians and people that barely even had gunpowder and got their poo poo absolutely ruined by everyone else who was reasonably mechanized They beat the dogshit out of the Brits and French early on and they made jungle fighting an absolute dread for American forces until we had managed to start cutting off their logistics and eliminating their more battle hardened troops
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 14:23 |
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 14:53 |
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:There's a second one? What is it, 23 Jump Street? http://www.moviefanatic.com/gallery/22-jump-street-credits-gif/
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 18:21 |
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 15:14 |
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2025 02:25 |
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Victor Vermis posted:Does paying off your credit card every month (and thereby avoiding interest) even do anything for your credit history? Yes, its not as good as leaving 3-7% of the max on the card, but it's by no means a bad thing. And with Amex it's actually pretty much required for their mid-tier cards
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:35 |