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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

thread is gay
n4i is gay
cole is mega gay
rip whip

qtiyd

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Obama Africanis 2016

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

I already do that. See I'm just as happy as a drunk because all my education and health costs are comped, I get amazing loans on my properties and cars thanks to a military affiliated bank, I have a pretty great job that pays well and when I do drink, it's poo poo that runs over $140 a bottle because life really is that easy if you're willing to sell some time to the gub'ment, manage your finances, and go outside and do something that isn't echoing hashtags off twitter on to poster-board because you're so loving dumb you paid six-loving-figures for a gender studies degree but still trying to find a way to make monthly those payments on your iPhone's data plan.

See man, that's the thing. Most of us aren't as hosed up as people like to portray, we're pretty normal guys who went out, sold a chunk of our youth and reaped dividends in to our middle age. We've actually been given a level of freedom that so many will never truly understand. We spent years being told where to be, how to dress, what to eat and when to poo poo, but that's no worse than signing away literally half a decades worth of income to pay someone back for a sheet of paper, hell, we were all making money while we slaved away. It's not that we're any smarter than you guys were/are, it's that we saw a bigger picture and realized human nature isn't about crying for some idiot who got themselves shot by the cops on an internet forum, it's about making sure your existence continues in a way you can actually find happiness and comfort.


And the guys who end up with some issues after the military, most of those guys had those issues coming in, its just now they have a support system that can actually help them without bankrupting them, people who want to see them get better for no other reason than they think you're a good loving dude and think you deserve the happiness you've earned (shim, AB, GT, love you guys).



tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Fucitol posted:

mein gott the gut trucks at ft Irwin and ft Carson were fuggin solid.

Someone give me warm fuzzies and tell me bertha's kitchen is still crankin out some tasty fucken burritos

Fort Irwin sucked donkey dick. But those food trucks were loving awesome!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



SO loving badass. I want a send off like that.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

She knows exactly what she's doin'.

The manliest movie ever made.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkzEusQLBw

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI_ukqMO3lk

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I am 99% sure my IP got blocked at school because of the Something Awful Forums.

1. This is an outrage! Be outraged with me!
2.Is there a way around this?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ded posted:

i really hope you are talking about a college internet

I am

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

These are the oppressors http://www.rrcc.edu/

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/

I use this for torrents and poo poo and I've been 100% happy with them. Use it.

thanks. bought it. Does it slow the connection down at all(affect gaming)?

tyler fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Aug 20, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Thanks for subsidizing my healthcare! Not paying for meds and doctor visits is great.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I broke my hand a year ago because the wall was talking poo poo. cost $0

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

raspy trashfucker posted:

i have no income and don't pay taxes

Does anyone pay taxes really?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

raspy trashfucker posted:

why would i not want my taxes to go to va benefits

Because people like me get them, and I am a terrible person.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Posting from school again. Try to ban my IP now motherfuckers!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

BAN 08/20/14 3:41pm zombie303 Try to surf SA now motherfucker! School_IT School_IT

actually happened twice. clicked a couple buttons and new IP. this is annoying.

tyler fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 20, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Aren't you at a community college

just get a smart phone and do your posting there

Its not the same. And when I'm spending an hour and a half sitting in the veteran room between classes, a phone just doesnt cut it. And if I start using my phone, the man wins.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:bravo:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Wow...

E: you changed it lol. Lars is terrible.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCmUhYSr-e4

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Holy gently caress, this is good.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Duzzy Funlop posted:

lol if you thnik urls with :fap: and :eyepop: following two smoking inline bombshell redhaeds are gonna be worksafew

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

Or people that own the poo poo and can do whatever they want.

Give me a job.

Qualifications:
1. shooting browns
2. moving heavy things
3. say gently caress a lot

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


he should loving kill himself

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

henry rollins was pretty good in feast so he gets a pass from me

and SOA

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

So I just watched Gravity and I can't help but think how awesome the ending would be if she made it through all of that just to land in the middle of ISIS headquarters and get her head chopped. I am also very stoned.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

I always assumed Army Wives was reality tv because all I knew of it was the title and that non-mil ladies on Facebook talked about watching it.

Somehow the reality was more horrifying when I was finally exposed to it a couple years ago.

Luckily, I haven't seen any of the military TV shows. Except The Unit, which was okay.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

hey n4i could i get one of those welfare queen gang tags, i wanna be a cool kid and also piss off goons when i post in other forums.

same, under the hitler

tyler fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 26, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

you have been visited by the boner ghost

share in the next 69 seconds or never get hard again

stay warm boner ghost

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

so what are the hitler ones for? I just thought it looked cool lol.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


rofl

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:911:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fhbJilcfI

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YyUI0SRAbg

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Dear NSA,

Suck my dick from the back. I helped hide Bin Laden.

Heil Hitler

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

lol I just noticed why the gently caress is tie-fighter in there

probably the same reason "Bob" is in there.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

It's a trap!

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