2014 Drunk Thread 2: ~~seductively spreads her butt-cheeks~~~

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

Hey Ralp, Genocidal Tendancy isn't mentally ill.

Anymore.

Shim had big dick.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 22:18

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# ¿ Jan 13, 2025 17:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bolow posted:

MOS 6969 Combat Fluffer

In the AF we called these executive officers.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 15:24

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Click the post history button*

*restrictions apply, offer void for ghost bones

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 18:54

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

If anyone pulls that poo poo with me they can piss right off. I've done enough.

JFC. Contractor funbux++

Was this before or after your bone marrow donation?

Official GIP philanthropist up in here.

Edit: kidney stone chat...if the rock moves far enough from the kidney they won't zap it. They either let it do its thing or they use a miniature version of grandma's "I can't reach the top shelf" claw thing to go get it. And yeah they take the party route.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Aug 21, 2014

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 19:17

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

shyduck posted:

first couple of seasons were pretty lovely, they were still trying to make Homer be the angry, authoritative dad

The best seasons were when writers like Conan were literally trying to make Homer as stupid as they could.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 03:18

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Or they pester you to feel them. Ugh, go away

Next time call for stunt hands.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 03:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fucitol posted:

deep fried rotterdick is going to be played at my bris, idc what you motherfuckers think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 03:39

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

tuluk posted:

hahaha.
just found something out about martello.
if it's true, it's loving perfect.

he was obsessed with tvtropes and hosed off before we could find out & mock him about it
http://beyondthelampshade.org/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=71
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Martello#Martello

Occupation: Infantry Captain MOTHERFUCKER!
Interests: Drinking hard, fighting hard, loving hard, talking loud, driving fast, shitposting, goodposting, meanposting, occasionally effortposting, writing, fighting, lighting candles, and taking long walks off of short piers.

:v:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 07:04

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bolow posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=214

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658445

This is awesome.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 19:30

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

So is the car buying service worth it? Did you guys get below MSRP or what? I considered using it when I bought my Jeep, but didn't. Didn't get raped, but I've been curious ever since if I could've saved a little more.

A friend has a new Dart. Surprisingly not lovely, and I was pleased to see it didn't share an interior with my Wrangler.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:12

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I actually beat USAA's rate...I quoted their 3-year rate at the time and US Bank beat it by half a % on a 5 year loan. :dance:

I'll probably let USAA do the legwork next time.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

loving piece of poo poo albuquerque residents

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 06:22

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ah, I didn't realize that's what it was. Yeah, that's hosed but I'm surprised it didn't leave a dent like my fatass friend did in high school.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 14:13

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Stultus Maximus posted:

All that and no tits?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

dear nsa,

If ur watching this, can u hook me up with a sweet job?

V/r

Godholio

e:

lol i m sure you have all my contact info

Edit: Also, I never had to get my login password or certificates redone.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Aug 27, 2014

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 01:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

It's short, but it's thin.

It may not get that big, but at least it doesn't last long.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 02:12

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Shim, AB, Mr.Nice doxx:

What the gently caress is this? SSgt Soulpatch with some weird loving pin on his hat that I've never seen, shirt nametag on the new jacket which I think was only done by JROTC units that had mixed service coats during the switch, ancient Army dude with pin in his beret that I can't see, and Mr. Big Gulp, SEAL-at-Large.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 04:43

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I like both of those a lot.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 02:10

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You're drat right. It's awesome.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 03:49

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I hope he plays center for the Cowboys.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 23:15

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nice job, Holmes and Watson.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 23:45

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Almost time to break out the whiskey and vidya games

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 02:20

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I've only been to Ikea once, when I needed a bookshelf. Everyone always talks about how amazingly cheap it is, but the cheapest loving 4+ shelf unit they had was almost $200. I went to shopko and spent $35.

Edit: And Ikea was like an hour drive, too. gently caress it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTeX4AhFaA

Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Aug 31, 2014

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 19:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm intrigued, but I know half that poo poo is going to be badly photoshopped wishful thinking.

Um, no.

I really don't think so.

I don't know who most of them are, but :stare:

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 00:32

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Someone hacked iCloud servers. They're probably legit.

Shame they couldn't nab a dick pic or two

Check the Kate Upton mega album.

Edit: Sorry, but you're gonna have to wade through a bunch of glorious tit pics to find the dick. I think there were two, plus another of her back sprayed with cum.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Sep 1, 2014

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 00:58

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

lol the top pictures are a fat guy, ned flanders, and a tranny with a huge boner.

I've got the 3-titted chick from Total Recall, a guy propping his nutsack up on his forearm, and a huge goony looking fucker squeezing his mantits together.

Edit: Well, some cute girls after all...

Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Sep 1, 2014

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 02:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mad Dragon posted:

We did that almost 100 years before WW2.

So you're saying we should have reserved a couple of lovely islands in the middle of the ocean and gifted them to the Japanese, along with modern casino technology and whiskey?

DAMNIT MACARTHUR! What where you thinking?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 19:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I'm close enough that I'll be hopping in the car at first notice, but probably in the clear.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 21:20

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm loling at the idea that anyone would bother nuking the Air Force Academy.

Cheyenne Mountain down the street certainly has nothing to do with that.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 02:20

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Willy Pete posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 03:15

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

elite_garbage_man posted:

Had this beer called Squatter's Double IPA for lunch. After 3 felt pretty good and made a pretty bone headed mistake on a math quiz, so the poo poo apparently works.

%9 alcohol by volume and it didn't take like poo poo.

Especially when you consider it's a Utah beer.

Whoever said that all the Mormons put "LDS" in their tinder profile, :lol:

you were absolutely right. JFC go to the singles' ward you idiots and stop wasting time in the search for whoooores.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 01:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

It's a giant rolling couch. That's not a horrible thing.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 02:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I don't know if this goes here or the current events or Iraq thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk8geGj7kmI

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 02:16

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Delizin posted:

I had a 2000 Crown Vic Police Interceptor and it was fun as poo poo. Burned tons of gas, but still had a working spotlight and a push bar installed. Very fast and great to gently caress with people, but assholes tend to slow down to crawl whenever your behind them.

I used to own a plain jane white Taurus when I worked security at an amusement park...this was years after any agency in the country had used those cars, but that didn't stop people from slamming on the brakes as they tried to pass me when I was wearing my rentacop uniform.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 02:23