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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > 2014 Drunk Thread 2: ~~seductively spreads her butt-cheeks~~~
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

thread is gay
n4i is gay
cole is mega gay
rip whip

qtiyd
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Obama Africanus posted:

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

QTIYD

suck start my cock from the back.
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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beanieson posted:

He's afraid it'll attract more blacks to his neighborhood.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I'd rather just curb it
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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i had a loving bad stone right after i got out, i was sick for two weeks puking and peeing blood for a little bit, gently caress that poo poo.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
yep, DSLs dude

* # ¿ Aug 24, 2014 05:17
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Occupation: Country Captain Chicken

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
david attenborough's brother, the old dude from jurassic park

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog

it's a joke, but i still laughed

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
swiggity swooty, comin for that booty

where's shim been at? i miss shim posts.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

“I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,” said Rina Serina

makes sense, japan barely has sex because all the dudes would rather have anime waifus

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
hey n4i could i get one of those welfare queen gang tags, i wanna be a cool kid and also piss off goons when i post in other forums.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
it's from this

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTb0m-TlsBU:nws:

edit: lol boobs, not that you guys would care but i'll just link it instead of embed.

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Aug 26, 2014

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
shine on, shim.
never change.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

heil hitler
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
whoever got assigned to monitor us must have a fun time. peepin butt pics, dead muj, and listening to crazy vets ramble on.

* # ¿ Aug 26, 2014 23:07
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
what a tweeest

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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nsa is gay
isis can suck my dick from behind

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Mr. Nice! posted:



I just now realized those are rainbow dicks, maybe cuz I'm phone posting.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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lol if this is all true, why the gently caress would spy agencies be wasting their time on us? then again i don't know the history of opsec breachers on this fine sub forum except caro's escapades. somebody got a run down of idiots that said poo poo on the internet they shouldn't have? can I get a copy of veins' spreadsheet?

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Obama Africanus posted:

~*~*~*~*~*~I WANT TO BELIEVE~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me too shim, me too

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
name change to Bubba the Love Sponge tia

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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lol I just noticed why the gently caress is tie-fighter in there

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
yes

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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anyone who believes in "colon cleansing" is a loving idiot, along with every other new-age hippie bullshit pseudoscience.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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whenever i hear/read people talk about colon cleansing, it's in the context that somehow every single person on earth has poo poo impacted inside their colon from "toxins" and that you need to "cleanse" it. butts don't work that way. if you've got a mountain of poo poo stuck inside your body to the point that it's black and putrid, then you need a trip to the doctor, not some herbal tea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colon_cleansing

quote:

Colon cleansing (also known as colon therapy) encompasses a number of alternative medical therapies claimed to remove nonspecific "toxins" from the colon and intestinal tract. Colon cleansing may be branded colon hydrotherapy, a colonic or colonic irrigation. During the 2000s internet marketing and infomercials of oral supplements supposedly for colon cleansing increased.

Some forms of colon hydrotherapy use tubes to inject water, sometimes mixed with herbs or with other liquids, into the colon via the rectum using special equipment. Oral cleaning regimes use dietary fiber, herbs, dietary supplements, or laxatives. People who practice colon cleansing believe that accumulations of putrefied feces line the walls of the large intestine and that these accumulations harbor parasites or pathogenic gut flora, causing nonspecific symptoms and general ill-health. This "auto-intoxication" hypothesis is based on medical beliefs of the Ancient Egyptians and Greeks and was discredited in the early 20th century.

if you think something is wrong with your butt, go see a doctor, not some pseudoscience bullshit.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
dusted

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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well maybe you should stop watching Simpson's porn ya weirdo :shrug:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658972

man i'm glad i got bored and decided to click on GBS for once. i'm rubber necking like a mother fucker, it's a glorious trainwreck.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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at least it wasn't so retarded before all the sjws and feminists invaded to parade their idiocy instead of, ya know, liking and playing video games :shrug:

edit: phone autocorrect makes me spell gud

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 28, 2014

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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reminds me of a buddy of mine. he was smart, not fat and seemed like he would succeed when we got out of highschool. his parents ended up getting divorced and i hadn't seen him since we graduated and i joined the army. i see him at a party, and i find out his dad already kicked him out, and his mom was about to because he still hadn't ever had a job and just played video games all the time. me and a buddy that i was rooming with offered to let him stay at our place for 1/3 of our rent so he had time to find a job and a place to live. nope, he just got fatter than he already had been and played WoW all day. last i heard he's still the same.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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first one

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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name change to that tia

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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yes

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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i like rockets and space, but holy gently caress the space flight thread is getting gay talking about misogyny and feminism. gently caress it, gonna get drunk and play some KSP.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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better post some haji dangerfield

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i dont have a twitter cuz im a bitter old misanthrope now get the gently caress off my lawn

i only recently made one because I'm a relatively bitter old gently caress :shrug:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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they're gay

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Mike-o
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beanieson posted:

:eyepop: there's a new n4i av in there somewhere

came in behind fast and hard, flopped over on top when he was done

:dong:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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reminds me of Alison Brie, love her. she's a freak and even admits it, why couldn't she have been one of the girls with nudie pics recently :negative:

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Hey man, tits are tits :shrug:

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