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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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henry rollins owns gently caress you

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Genocide Tendency posted:

I have 323 hp and 270+ flbs. It moves. Especially with the 6 speed and not the loving auto. I can drop a gear @ 80 and be to 100 without thinking about it.

what are the dyno numbers







mustang not dynojet

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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ManMythLegend posted:

My wife's car is a Versa. It's actually not a bad little car. Cheap, fun to drive, low maintenance, good gas mileage, and reliable. Like if you want a penis replacement car, it's not for you. However, if you're secure in your manhood, and want a sensible car, it's not bad choice.

further cementing the cheap rear end officer stereotype

edit: and no I'm not talkin about just cars either

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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tuluk posted:

details?

man punches cop repeatedly, cop punches man repeatedly

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Feminist scientists sure are going to be pissed when their non-aerodynamic vagina ship flips over and crashes immediately after launching.

:argh: the patriarchy :argh:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm marathoning the Hellraiser series, just finishing up III. The rest are going to be painful.

gently caress yes

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Christoff posted:

Can't you buy alcohol at Costco without a membership due to some weird laws or does that just depend on the state?


Do they even have good alcohol deals?

I keep hearing this about here (WA) but I'm not poor and do have a membership there so I dunno


also the $1.50 hotdog n drink makes the membership price worth it

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Stultus Maximus posted:

So one of you wiseguys is going to link to the whole tarball, right?

fuckin :siren: nerd alert :siren:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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I really hope the Seahawks suck this year only because it'll shut up all the retard fans

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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lmao

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Would you say she's been dying for the chance to grab a 6+ ever since she got engaged

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

oh wow Edge of Tomorrow is actually pretty dope

who woulda thought

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol idiot

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Sjurygg posted:

my whole left leg has been numb since this morning, any bets on this being early stages of a stroke :v:

more likely stenosis or pinched nerve, have fun with that

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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vermis are there non-assless chaps?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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uh yeah thats uh what I was getting at

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Propaganda Machine posted:

Hey, gippers. I'm running a stupid forums game (Awful Survivor. Think the tv show I guess). Its running gag is to take on the flavor/location of a subforum, and GiP is the lucky winner this time around. Last time it was ADTRW, and the guy who normally runs it is in the middle of moving and put me in charge, so I wanted to veer as far away from that anime poo poo as humanly possible.

It would be nice to get some of you into the mix. It could be a great opportunity to gently caress with random goons.

Anyway, signups are going to be open for the next couple of days, and the game should start sometime next week.

More information in the thread here.

Sign-up form

i hope some nerd flips out on you over using gip and you get banned for promoting the fourth reich or whatever gently caress you

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Christoff posted:

Some of them are so blatant I wonder if anyone has ever actually gotten busted for contract marriages. I think that's just one of those scare tactics.

Not saying it's not dumb. Kinda jealous of my buddy who got married before deployment and divorced once he EAS'd. Pretty much a free almost 15k

I think the best you could do is get someone for adultery, which won't stick without photo evidence or confession. Nowhere does it say you can't marry someone for the money.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Untagged posted:

Why is it illegal and dishonorable? Something to do with arranging the marriage and money changing hands? Apparently NBC news hasn't met half the wives in NYC or southern California.

It's not. People just get mad about it because uh... well I don't know why really.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

I never loving get why someone else's lovely loveless marriage makes people start whining. The gently caress does it matter to you, except that it puts an uncomfortable mirror up to your own hosed up life?

Standard human blubbering when it comes to someone else having something more. gently caress if it bugs you that much gently caress their wife and work out a sham marriage for yourself. The world is your oyster.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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good tune

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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dendy crew posted:

update: my orbs are going full tesla rn

tane

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

The world is loving poo poo let people at least have the pleasure of being surprised by TV shows before they die of ebola, aids, or isis

no

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Victor Vermis posted:

What is this

he's talking about i luv 2 murder

e: uh yup

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That bitch is almost 80 pages copy/pasted to Word. It might be longer than 6 months since I'm only going to probate Cole when he makes Bad Posts.

thats all of his posts

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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even those are tainted due to his TB avatar

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Slim Pickens posted:

I keep casually looking for backwoods houses in Washington around the Olympic or Cascade mountains. The rain wouldn't bug me that much anymore, I've been living here a while. I just wanna look at this all the time, but have internet.



And gently caress living anywhere east of the Cascades, it might as well be Wyoming for the most part.

there was a 5 acre plot on the quilcene over by brinnon for $85k with a manufactured from 1976 on it. you missed out bud. no idea what the internet situation is over there, though. probably not good since it was right up against the brothers wilderness

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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MurderBot posted:

What about finding a town with a population of ~50-75k where "country living" is essentially 2-3 miles out of town, far enough away from neighbors but still close enough that going into town isn't an entire daily ordeal? Seems like 15 acres would be perfect.

your options are limited to some pretty crappy areas in that case. north kitsap county or possibly southwest mason. but good luck getting anything decent in north kitsap due to ferry proximity. there used to be some relatively decent places above lake cushman that weren't right on the lake, but again, I don't know what the internet situation is.

it's possible you could find a decent spot on the north flanks of the olympics like up by sequim or something, but even thats probably pretty expensive nowadays.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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justice4trayvawn posted:

hank iii owns

funniest scene iirc is these dumbass inbred fucks in the taco bell drivethru

that and the drive home w/ that chick that just got out of jail and is on a mission to kill her husband. may have been the same scene

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

lol if you haven't changed your prof pic to something of you in uniform. Ideally, you would have a weapon and appear in a desert environment for maximum gash potential.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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the mass effect ending insanity did at least create the marauder shields thing which was kind of funny until it went full on meme

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Dead Reckoning posted:

It was also a really lovely implementation. The need to shoehorn in red & blue options for every occasion undercut a lot of otherwise neat story moments. It sucked that you needed certain amounts of paragon or renegade points to exercise certain dialogue choices; you couldn't break bad in the second half of the plot unless you'd demonstrated sufficient devotion to the renegade cause with petty crime and dickishness in the early game.

um also punching the poo poo out of that bitch reporter, which owned. gonna throw down the gauntlet here, if you even remotely like the paragon "choices" you're some kinda beta rear end bitch that would get straight railroaded into an airlock and piss yourself just before all the nitrogen in your body is liberated by low pressure if we were in the future, which will be just like mass effect obv

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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reverse gis those pictures and see what apartment complex they ripped it off from

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Stultus Maximus posted:

I don't get it, what sucks here?

yorktown

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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aleve or whiskey. I had corrective surgery a couple years ago and still have problems every now and then, so uh, you're stewed buttwad

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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spongebob if you're going to sell all your poo poo for some hiking do something cool like the annapurna expedition or something or I guess the ADT if you don't want to leave the country

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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beanieson posted:

Are you using public transportation or riding a bike or walking to work or are you just a bum?

all of those things

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

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Slim Pickens posted:

I liked my subaru except for the headgasket issue.I had to replace that loving thing twice in the 7 years I owned it, and it's 2k each time if you go through an independent shop because you have to pull the engine. I think 2004 and newer finally resolved it. Any older than that, avoid the 2.5 liter engines and get the 2.2 instead, they seem to be pretty reliable.

avoid any EAXX series subaru motor except maybe the EA18 (old). EJ22/T is great and EJ255/257 are pretty great.

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