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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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ded posted:

the only good thing to come out of the true blood finale



If you watch true blood you are a giant human being

I watched the first season and it was the worst poo poo

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23leakforjlaw&src=typd

Random girls are posting nudes on twitter now. The internet is cool.

lol the top pictures are a fat guy, ned flanders, and a tranny with a huge boner.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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new trailer park boys is p funny

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Season 8 launched on Friday. Season 9 is filming. They also have a new movie up on iTunes called don't legalize it. Also a movie in theaters called swearnet the movie but it's not tpb it's them as themselves.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Highlight so far is mr lahey running around with a huge boner

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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hey guys im drunk

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Delizin posted:

Finally saw Edge of Tomorrow. Was pretty good. :nws: Emily Blunt is hot. :nws:

What is that from?

Edit: nevermind. Google reverse image search tells me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Summer_of_Love

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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deafheaven fuckin owns

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=kRYC4HvMfUE

Workin nights again so I can hangover all day tomorrow woooo

Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Sep 21, 2014

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Slim Pickens posted:

If the govt bought anything but the cheapest two ply available I'd probably poo poo at work more often. Hope you didn't drink the night before, or you'll wipe your rear end bloody before it comes back clean.

Also tons of fat dudes using the same unventilated bathroom within the same hour.

Both of these things are my fetish.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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My wife grabbed a 6+ because she keeps her poo poo in her purse most times and a bit bigger is how she likes it HEYO

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Would you say she's been dying for the chance to grab a 6+ ever since she got engaged

:vince:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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hi everyone im drunk

and edge of tomorrow is p dope

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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im gettin jim lahey drunk tonight boys

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

never fails to get me hard

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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All I watch is Trailer Park Boys. It is the only show.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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The first season is short enough you might as well watch it, and it does have its moments.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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like heaven

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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tuluk posted:

eagle rare is pretty drat good whiskey.
i like it better than white rabbit(JD single barrel), definitely better than basil hayden.
finally becoming a whiskey snob.

Theres this place in my town called Old Hickory Whiskey bar. If you can handle a few hipsters it's really awesome and the bartenders are knowledgeable as gently caress (and also aren't hipsters). They make a mean old fashioned and they do whiskey class once a month.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Drinkin bourbon and rewatching Twin Peaks. Show is boss as gently caress

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Final episode says "see you in 25 years"

25 years later new poo poo comin out

I can't even plan next week

poo poo is blowin my mind

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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holocaust bloopers posted:



Interstellar is all I want this year.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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:vince:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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There's a dude running here in northwest florida with a campaign slogan of "END INFLATION" :psyduck:

A small amount of inflation is good you stupid gently caress, it means your economy is growing.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Sjurygg posted:


also whisky

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Chelsea Handler has a p nice rack.

:nws:http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/10/30/chelsea-handler-topless-pic-vladimir-putin-instagram/

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I meant to post this here, not the vet thread, but im drunk so whatevre

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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those are awesome

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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doug on amazon prime. show owns

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Mad Pino Rage posted:

Drinking beers on my beer list. So far spent over $30 on my conquest to get a $1.50 copper plate with my name and some words placed somewhere on the wall. Right now drinking Darkhorse Oatmeal Stout. I was the only person in the pub for a while until some hokey trashy white guy came in saying he was glad he wasn't the only person who comes in to drink at 11:30.

Ordering beers at 11 is always fun because the waiter is totally judging but I'm drunk so I don't care.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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went to meet some people at a bar after work (11 cst) for trivia night and they had all already left. Now drinking alone at home and playing video games. I think I got the better deal.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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This video is so my poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmYUo-Dk6MQ

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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ManMythLegend posted:

That's not what your tattoo, vanity licence plate, and bumper stickers say.

Guy in publix saw my anchor tattoo with USN on it (duplicate of the one my grandad had from his time in the 40s) and was all WERE YOU IN THE NAVY :downs: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE and I just said someone would have to have incredible balls to get a specifically military tattoo and never have served. Or stupid. I'm the stupid one but still.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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ManMythLegend posted:

:hfive: Owns.

You must be newly married because it takes me about an hour of freedom to revert back to full bachelor.

Yeah when my wife goes to visit her mom it's like within an hour I have a case of beer and a couple pizzas all to myself. I can't tell if this is awesome or sad.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I work with a 300 lb powerlifter black man and we came up with our loot squad plans. Basically he tags along so we get loot cred and we (all the white dudes) are there to make sure we don't get shot. Pretty solid plan.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Shooting fish in the barrel honestly

Just post boobs ffs

if the gay dude want boobs goddamn give err'one boobs!

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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The origin of NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

Also under no circumstance should you click this link. it is :nws: and :nms:

http://m.imgur.com/a/7DgI6

it is a bunch of bad titties

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Those tits don't even rate the Brock Sampson speech. Those titties should be taken out back and shot. It's like if Joesph Mengele came up with tits that could kill Jews, these would be it.

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