wth posted:

Mods please sticky this thread thanks.

Bo-Pepper posted:

sure

what the... posted:

i'm playing postcard chess with a friend and i've been trying to send my move for over a month now, but the mailman just keeps delivering it back to me with "you can do better" written on it

wth posted:

i'm going to hug you

WetNightmare posted:

asked my work buddy if he's ever seen fight club didnt give him a chance to answer before i started reenacting the entire scene where edward norton kicks his own rear end in front of his boss bit-by-bit. i had just gotten done uppercutting myself through eight shelves of glass and was looking up at him all dazed and bloody when he was like "no, i havent."

Pro Target posted:

old man,... VCRs arent existing anymore. Shut the gently caress up bo pepper. you cant work a dvd. youre scared of discs. you see the weird rainbow disc reflection and run the gently caress away . loving loser. i make 100,000 a year, adn have all the discs i could ever want. vhs isnt real. fuckKkkkk you!

The Fresh Prince posted:

no they will not posted:

-anyone got any ideas on how to keep from catching frostbite?
-how am I, jett, like mario collecting a green mushroom?
-Hey byob, what do you call it when you point out someone in a police lineup?

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Sleepy Owl posted:

i dont get the first two

Qwerinty posted:

To prevent frostbite, you can use another body for warmth, such as putting digits inside someone to prevent losing said digits. Jett posted a photo of a moldy sink. Those are the jokes.

Jett posted:

i think the answer to the second one is supposed to be "i have 1-up"

Jett posted:

i think the answer to the second one is supposed to be "i have 1-up"

GEExCEE posted:

beer pal posted:

walk amongst the mangroves. mediate beneath the bodhi tree. focus your chi and save on shipping with amazon prime.

wth posted:

dopepope posted:

Hugh Malone posted:

wth posted:

Jett posted:

i think the answer to the second one is supposed to be "i have 1-up"

dopepope posted:

http://tindeck.com/listen/qhgz

pig slut lisa posted:

ok so i just listened to this for the first time and

Salmiakki posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WP6hu1whyH

Mike Maddux posted:

GEExCEE posted:

daggerfall: extremely basic, this is like wal-tussin or whatever generic poo poo. basically trash now.
oblivion: this is like muscinex, its okay, but not really the primo poo poo iykwm
skyfall: the good poo poo, excellent mods, best dragons, this is the Robitussin of rpgs

emmie posted:

i unironically love g0m

ron color posted:

Carl Sagan believed democritus to be the preeminent Greek thinker. I believe democritus was inhumanly strong, stronger than leonardo da vinci, and he would have cracked carl sagan in half like a giant leathery egg

wth posted:

A LOVELY LAD posted:

CAT BRUSH posted:

would you like a booth or a table?

charity booth please

pig slut lisa posted:

ok so i just listened to this for the first time and

dogcrash truther posted:

The_White_Morpheus

zimboe posted:

Lay out them FEMA trailers, formaldehyde and all, for isolation quarters.
I say again, the media will stoke the fear for the ratings.
Don't listen, Ebola is a pussy virus compared to some of the agents out there.
just stockpile lotsa water and a 100 lb. bag of rice and hole up until it passes and you'll be fine.

e: sack of beans and multivitamins too.