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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Bone

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

So... when are you getting one?

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
whoa its a riff on that other thread LOL!!!

mabels big day posted:

So... when are you getting one?

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
another thing for homosexual gamers is telling me about the ff7 bathhouse scene too often

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
pity reply

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
I laughed. Great job op

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Apparently the OP is a real homosexual gamer.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Lance The Homosexual Gamer

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012


Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Borsche69 posted:

Lance The Homosexual Gamer

Hello, Lance.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Hello, Lance.

Don't sign your posts.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
knuc got a pokemon seizure av

edit: whoops not the avatar thread oh well still relevant given the title i guess

But Rocks Hurt Head fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Aug 21, 2014

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Borsche69 posted:

Apparently the OP is a real homosexual gamer.

𝒾𝓉`𝓈 𝓂𝓮

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 36 minutes!

Squeezy Farm posted:

another thing for homosexual gamers is telling me about the ff7 bathhouse scene too often

I don't know what this even is.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Anime Device posted:

I don't know what this even is.

Bath houses in 1997

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Anime Device posted:

I don't know what this even is.

Cloud got raped by a gay bear in disc 1 of FF7

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 36 minutes!

The Sharmat posted:

Cloud got raped by a gay bear in disc 1 of FF7

Now, I just find that hard to believe since I was a big Final Fantasy VII/Cloud Fan.

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Anime Device posted:

Now, I just find that hard to believe since I was a big Final Fantasy VII/Cloud Fan.

Final Fantasy 7 is legendary for how badly people who played it as kids remember/understand it.

It happens in the Honey Bee Inn if you pick a specific room

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 36 minutes!

The Sharmat posted:


It happens in the Honey Bee Inn if you pick a specific room

no no no no on nooo

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

The Sharmat posted:

Final Fantasy 7 is legendary for how badly people who played it as kids remember/understand it.

lets mosey

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Anime Device posted:

no no no no on nooo

:mrgw:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BXw4CxNkaE

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Final Fantasy 7 is awesome because Barrett says epic swear words.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Lol.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
i like the part where you have to cross-dress in order to infiltrate some fat guy's mansion and if you pro enough at being a tranny the fat guy will pick you over actual women to take to bed :bigtran:

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
cloud is way hotter than either tifa or aeris (if you like tifa have you considered cows?)

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Wormskull posted:

Final Fantasy 7 is awesome because Barrett says epic swear words.

It's not very good gameplay wise but in retrospect the story was actually pretty good, though for precisely none of the reasons FF7 fans say

it's a very misunderstood game by both its hater and its fanboys

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
at one point the fat guy asks you to kiss him and then tifa and aeris run into the room and are like "lol cloud you were gonna kiss him were'nt you haha fag"

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Cloud being gay would explain why he never did anything with Tifa in disc 1 when she's all over him

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
he is too busy being mentally ill to give a poo poo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 36 minutes!

The Sharmat posted:

Cloud being gay would explain why he never did anything with Tifa in disc 1 when she's all over him

Cloud couldn't protect her

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

http://gaygamer.net/2013/12/the-young-bubbys-club-a-reason-why-we-havent-had-final-fantasy-vii-hd-yet/

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Some big gay muscle men penetrated Cloud's rear end in a top hat and gave him Mako AIDS, but it was ok, he scored some points and got to the next level.

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?

The Sharmat posted:

Cloud being gay would explain why he never did anything with Tifa in disc 1 when she's all over him

but they gently caress in like disk three and get caught by all the other party members

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Anime Device posted:

Cloud couldn't protect her

Cloud was being schizo and pretending to be the kind of guy who could protect her in disc 1 though

why do I know this about the plot of FF7

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014


INPUT! MORE INPUT!

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veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
I came to this thread looking for a straw, left mildly amused.

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