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Oct 5, 2010
Superior european lips on cock.

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Oct 5, 2010
Did you try reese's pieces yet. You can be just like E.T.

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Oct 5, 2010
According to the food blogs and yelp real sugar is superior to that corn syrup poo poo and even better when injected directly into the vein.

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Oct 5, 2010

THE PENETRATOR posted:

are york mints... american...?

seems like a snack invented by red coats.

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Oct 5, 2010

PlantRobot posted:

ffft atomic fireballs

Lemonheads are pretty good too. They are a legit piece of americana for the european to consume with his refined lips.

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Oct 5, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

generic chocolate cereal

I raise your generic chocolate cereal with government cheese.

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Oct 5, 2010


but Seriously this is the best American snack.

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Oct 5, 2010

Fetus Tree posted:

if you're snacking at all its almost a guarantee you're a fat american

usually if i snack i have a banana because theyre effortless and not too bad for you.

was your banana farmed with ethical standards tho. cheeze its never oppressed the brown/black man.

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Oct 5, 2010

Dianetics posted:

Flaming hot cheetos if you hate yourself.

After you finish a whole bag your heart pumps hard from all the sodium and u poo poo orange. It's pretty cool.

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Hobohemian posted:

I would like to see the look on an Italian's face the first time they see an american dip a slice of pizza into some hidden valley ranch.

They gel up their hair, grab some spray on tan, and immediately convert to being italian-American.

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