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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
im straight

ive read wheel of times

all of it

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow

whats the sick leave pay where you from

we get 100% after the fisrst day

heil :ussr:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

VendaGoat posted:

This would get you promoted where I work.

whered do you work brother

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

VendaGoat posted:

Depends; who's asking?

im

no irs, honest finn



ilikedirt posted:

i post ecxlusively while pooping however i poop alot like 3-4 times a day bc i love the tranquility of the bathroom u feel me

when i wasnt o n sick leave i did the same

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

im really happy that you changed your av

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mustard Snobbery posted:

I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good

i did it earlier today, and it really did.

once upon a time i said that instant was poo poo, but theres not really that much difference

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Shithouse Dave posted:

I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed.

were you fat back then? no shame itt

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Shithouse Dave posted:

Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief.

im happy for you

i used to have crushes on blondes until i realized that i was just having crushes on my first (unrequited) love

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Action Yak Police posted:

This is the thread for embarrassing yourself, isn't it? I've clearly already succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.

nah

youve not posted your pic yet

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