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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
when i was a preteen and still didnt quite know how boners or masturbating worked i tried stuffing it in a few weird things. like id try to shove it flaccid into something and see if i could make it get bigger inside whatever. anyway one time i was doing something weird with a couple of ziploc bags filled with water or something and ended up just getting the bed all wet with warter and my mom came in and i had to make up some story about melting ice for my headache or something dumb a child improvs

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