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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010




Welcome friends and newcomers to the second round of the British Premier League. We have some tasty fixtures for your viewing pleasure this weekend. First let's look at the table:



Little horses Chelsea FC have finally matured into rampaging stallions and lead the rest of the wimpy little donkeys, with the top four looking probably how it will finish at the end of the season. Your fixtures for the football feast this weekend are as follows:



My picks of the weekend are Aston Villa v Newcastle, Everton v Arsenal, Hull v Stoke and Man City v Liverpool. All of these games promise to be tasty and will whet your footballing appetite which has been hopelessly unfulfilled after the lovely World Cup we had this summer.

Tim Sherwood is available for work. Somebody please give him a job. He'll take it.

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


#AVFC: Guzan, Hutton, Senderos, Vlaar, Cissokho, Westwood, Delph, Richardson, Weimann, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor

#NUFC: Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett, Anita, Colback, Gouffran, Sissoko, Cabella, Riviere

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Cabella has stupid hair

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Hardflip posted:

alright villa fans, what are you guys having to drink while you watch this game?

I've got a nice glass of water

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Weimann and Agbonlahor are so poor

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


straight up brolic posted:

Agbonlahor might be the worst everyday starter in the prem

He's poo poo and it's annoying to see him starting every game.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010




End the season now IMO!

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


straight up brolic posted:

Dude we cant even play 15 yard passes

We don't need to

*hoofs ball up field to Agbonlahor to chase*

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


The Rock is going to lay the smackdown on the roody poo toons

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Hegay posted:

is okore dead

He played 90 mins on Wednesday or whenever our reserve game was

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Take off Weimann and Gabby for Grealish and Benteke on crutches

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Villa Park is a great ground with a lot of history and prestige

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Fully sick run from Delph that

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Baker on for Villa

3 points for Newcastle

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Big bad Brad

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Villa are strong contenders for the Last on MotD trophy again this season

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Haha gently caress off Newcastle

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I'll take a point. Gabby and Weimann are absolute dogshit and I wish they'd gently caress off.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker: If Aston Villa against Newcastle is one of the first three games tonight it will be the worst MOTD in the show's 50-year history.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


nerd death screech posted:

haha the villa are shite and are going down

Top of the league mate

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


The Villa v Newcastle game has destroyed football for today haha suck it

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


sassassin posted:

Bony's been as good as I've seen him today. Perfect touch, players bouncing off him.

Would you describe him as powerful and athletic?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Boooo

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I see Arsenal's season is over already.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


lol Everton bottlers of the highest order

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I really hate the music Everton come out to

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Now that's a proper pitch

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I hate to see Spurs win but I love to see QPR get spanked

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Poo-ney

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Unlucky Jozy

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I just want to say pooshited

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


vyelkin posted:

Has anyone said

P
O
O
S
H
I
T
E
D

yet?

Several people, including myself, have indeed said POOSHITED

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Whoever loses, I laugh.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Let's hope that Stevie G prevents Balotelli from slipping up again.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Liverpoo

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Liverpoo

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


LIVERPOO

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Remember when Liverpool had Suarez and now they have Rickie Lambert

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


There's more goals in this one lads

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Frankston posted:

There's more goals in this one lads

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